the home shopping network, QVC, etc... does anyone watch it? i am fascinated by the hosts. they are usually middle-aged ladies with a lot of makeup airbrushed on, fake tans and super bright white teeth. i watch them sell metalic jeans the other day, and the host had on so much makeup that she looked like she had no nose! it was airbrushed away!

and how do the hosts muster up enthusiasm for gold metallic jeans, then a cordless phone? they say things like, "this cordless phone will change your life, it even shows the date on the display!!!" but they say it with so much excitement, it sounds like you need it.

here's an example of something really ugly for sale, and the excitement the hosts dredge up: