March 29, 2006

sucker free mom...

sticklady: yo!
glittergirl: yo!
sticklady: I got busted by the police today
glittergirl: what??????
sticklady: speeding
glittergirl: oh my god!
glittergirl: scandal!!!!
sticklady: it was a young black cop...very handsome....he gave me a warning citation....whew......I guess that stays on the rec for 1 month and if you get stopped again they can put points on your license....
sticklady: I think he knew I was down with the blacks so let me slide...
glittergirl: lmao!!!!!!!!
glittergirl: how fast were you going?
sticklady: 44 in a 25 on Grand Blvd...I always look for cops on that st....he snuck up on me from don't know where...
(***i immediately cut and paste the above conversation to my sister in an email and zak on IM. zak then IM's my mom to tease her.)
sticklady: do you have to tell EVERYONE?????
glittergirl: hahahaha
sticklady: and I do have a gold tooth....so there.....
glittergirl: i told zak and zak told copaX
glittergirl: and i emailed jennette too
sticklady: good LORD!!!!
glittergirl: LMAO
sticklady: You have a BIG mouth Missy...
glittergirl: i know!
glittergirl: wait til it goes on my blog!!!
sticklady: come on now....I have a reputation to uphold......

(this image was brought to you by the design team of cHar-bear, bringing you upsetting images for today's business needs)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You ain't no nig, yo! You ain't got no badonkadonk. My bro knew you was steppin'!

G-Bear

vivalarobot said...

LMAO!!!!!!!

Pope Alchemy said...

what the f? Yay! steppin' and what not...YEA!!!was he all like billy d williams. Do you know how fast you were goin? Well now lil' lady slow down...wanna come over for a fireplace built fire, bearsking rug and some colt 45..works everytime..you know fuck George lucas if that's the best he can do as far as adding a black person to Star Wars...

Pope Alchemy said...

You'd think that in a galaxy far, far away that niggas would act right. Ew Billy Dee Williams. Fuck Lando Calrissian right in the ass.

Pope Alchemy said...

Thanks lady, contributor of the red wine. :)

glittergirl said...

hahahaha!!!!! oh pope, so glad to have you on my blog! i love the star wars rant!!!!

g-bear, thanks for help with the pic! i love that you kept the sausage in the image. slovenian crunk!!!

tlm said...

Pimpjuice tastes much better than Crunk, g-mom.

Magalotti said...

All this wild talk of pimpjuice and slovenian crunk and badonkadonk and other unmentionables that my mother would have made me suck soap for even THINKING of uttering....

What are they pumping into the water over there? Next thing I know, you all will be getting fitted for a diamond crusted grill, walking around with Mr. T starter sets and setting your TVo's for The Flava of Love....

Yea Booooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!

glittermom said...

You don't want to mess with us Plaayers Maggs!

vivalarobot said...

they sell custom gold and diamond "grillz" right around the block on the 185. i can pick you up some for mother's day.....

SDS said...

Rice Sausage is the New Bling!

Norotious M.A.G said...

Sweet Loretta Martin! I want one of those diamond grillz. I will start a new craze...pasty white will be the new black. I'll be all that and a bag crunk.

PHIL said...

oh my god. your mom sounds hysterical. my mom has a gold tooth too, maybe they'd get along. ;)