July 17, 2007

when i grow up, i wanna be this lady......
seriously, i love housework, and those wings kick ass!
also, work scandal:


also, at work, we have a strict dress code. we have to wear nylons with skirts and no open toed shoes. very old school. lately, they are offering something called "casual for the cause". it's a scam and a rip-off, where we can pay $5 (goes to some kind of cancer/sick kid fund) to wear jeans on friday. i noticed that no one really keeps track of who donates money. there's no hall monitor (as far as i know.) so the last few fridays, i've worn my favorite old jeans in to work, and not paid a dime. ha ha ha!!!! and don't think i am a total cruel bastard. i am keeping track of how many fridays i get away with it, and will donate the money to a charity i select (some kind of sad bastard/ sick dog fund.)
that's how i roll!!!!!!!!!


12 comments:

Nomad said...

1) So... is it that you suppose we mere saps do not know what a dress code is exactly that you must linketh to freakin' wiki?

2) Hose and skirts? Do you work for some kind of nunnery or 50s library?

3) Let me know which sad dog/sick bastard fund you choose. Maybe I'll send some, too. Just buhcuz.

4) Seriously. Hosiery and skirts? Really?

~T-Bone

glittergirl said...

nomad-

1) i link to wiki a lot. i got mad wiki skillz!!!! plus i find it fun and interesting to read the defintition of mundane things. try looking up "poop" on wiki sometime!

2) i work for e&y, a global auditing company, super dumb conservative. but bring in IT allows me to get away with all my tattooes and a cartman doll at my desk.

3) the friends of the cleveland kennel is my favorite group. i will add the link to my peeps and homies, since it's where i adopted dixie from.

4. i am a dress code rebel, and any time i wear a skirt, i skip the hose. no one has busted me in 2 years!

vivalarobot said...

you wearing jeans without paying means you are pro-cancer. and anti-kid. i'm just sayin'...

glittermom said...

Jennifer you are a scandal...

Chris said...

I gotta side with j-net here. It's pretty presumptuous of you to decide that the charity they're raising the money for doesn't deserve your money. Looking into the charity they're giving the money to and deciding not to participate in the program is one thing, but getting the benefits without making the donation is like using those easter seal address labels without giving any money for them.

Chris said...

woah! mom and I commented at the same time! freaky!

glittermom said...

during the war when you couldn't buy hose the ladies would draw a seam up the back of their legs to look like they had hose on...When hose had seams...maybe try drawing a line up the back of your leg...

Chris said...

or try drawing big bushy eyebrows on your face

glittergirl said...

pro-cancer, anti-child? hahahahahaha! yes!!! i like that....

i just don't like the dress code, and i dont like having to pay to dress casual. it seems like a giant rip-off.

also, doesn't everyone use those easter seals address labels??? i know i use mine....to kill baby seals!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Groundcat said...

help me

glittergirl said...

dear groundcat,

there is no "help" for you. surrender!!!

now go put those crocs on and let's see if we can find some baby seals.......

Chris said...

groundcat...the key is to play dead...the glitteralus girlus species prefers those that put up a fight. Also soiling yourself has been known to drive them away as well.