random pics, once again....

here's a pic of my mom and jennette bringing sophie home from the pound, and myself as a cartoon (created by reynolds.)

this is griffin and his beloved bee toy. you can see dixie behind him, waiting to steal it away. the pic on the right is a photo from the upcoming wes anderson movie, fantasic mr. fox.

cool old book covers of j.d salinger books.

a shiner like a diamond....

my mom was in the ER last night. she tripped & fell and hurt her face, but she's ok now. my sister took her there & they didn't get home til 3am. i bossed her to send me a pic of her black eye for my blog.

this reminds me of the david sedaris short story about his sister amy, "a shiner like a diamond". one of my favorite stories!

here's an old favorite post about my crazy mom. and another one here.

as she told me just now, "they did a cat scan of my brain and didn't find anything!!!" he he he.....

get well glittermom!!!

songs about "jennifer"

i tried to find a cool pics doing a google search for "jennifer", but only got back pics of jennifer anistan, jennifer lopez, jennifer love hewitt. anoying. so i decided to search for songs called "jennifer" and hit the motherload!


pete & the pirates:
I suggest forgetting what you see
In the street and in the magazine
'n can I suggest you turn and walk away
I can't see through that make up on your face

You drive my car and you smoke my cigarettes
If you're my friend then you don't know it yet
but oh my god you're turning into me
you need some help Jenny don't you agree

'Cos Jennifer Jenny don't push your luck
your lips got a kiss and my face got a punch
Oh Jenny you're a wicked girl
Oh Jenny Jenny don't turn into me

Now you can sing and dance around all night
then brush your teeth and smile and say goodbye
and all my time I wasted all on you
Jenny slow down and try and tell the truth

'Cos Jennifer Jenny we wrote songs about you
I can't remember if I enjoy life without you
and Jenny come away with me
Oh Jenny Jenny

Jennifer Jenny don't push your luck
your lips got a kiss and my face got a punch
Oh Jenny you're a wicked girl
Oh Jenny Jenny don't turn into me



faust:
Jennifer, your red hair's burning
Yellow jokes come out of your mind


the blood brothers:
Her heart throb heart throbs 340 beats a minute.
Those slit throat confessions licked by randy flames of persuasion,
the shaving of bone, the lingering taste of singed enamel.
The negatives, Jennifer.
Such uncompromising positions
I said, "You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby.
Because I don't want your money,
I don't want your favors.
This ain't no blackmail
this is for amusement.
Don't shady pasts make interesting broadcasts?
And human error is never an acceptable answer, Jennifer.


Eurythics:
Jennifer with your orange hair
Jennifer with your green eyes
Jennifer in your dress of deepest
purple
Jennifer - Where are you tonight?
Jennifer - Where are you tonight?
(Underneath the water / Underneath
the water)

styx:
Jennifer
She drinks her sherry wine
She keeps her ladys love for me all the time
Shes seventeen, barely old enough to cry
A child in her fathers eyes
A woman every night

Her love,
Gives me the power
Her dreams carry me on
Jennifer, so inviting
That I sing

Jennifer
She took me by surprise
She told me that shes much too young to keep me satisfied
Jennifer, ah so delicate and shy
A child in her mothers eyes but
A woman every night

Her love,
Gives me the power
Her dreams carry me on
Jennifer, so inviting
That I sing...


m2m:
She's so beautiful
She is suuuuuuper nice
Everybody say she's special

She is wonderful
Unbelievable / sweet
I guess she is perfect

Stop saying she's just a friend
Keep hearing her name again, name again!

[Chorus]
I really have to say
She's always in my way
I can't believe how much you love her
How can I make you see?
It's either her or me
I will never be like Jennifer

She's a fragile girl
Skin like porcelain
Shame on you, if you would hurt her

She's adorable
Oh so vulnerable
I wish that somebody would drop her

Stop saying she's just a friend
Keep hearing her name again, name again!

[Chorus]

Stop saying she's just a friend
Keep hearing her name again, name again!

the blood brothers
Her heart throb heart throbs 340 beats a minute.
Those slit throat confessions licked by randy flames of persuasion,
the shaving of bone, the lingering taste of singed enamel.
The negatives, Jennifer.
Such uncompromising positions
I said, "You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby.
Because I don't want your money,
I don't want your favors.
This ain't no blackmail
this is for amusement.
Don't shady pasts make interesting broadcasts?
And human error is never an acceptable answer, Jennifer.


pig destroyer:

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground
infront of the snowcone stand and began licking at the
girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their
bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure
like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to
shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A
crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two
girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of
pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or
shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one
dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long
ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a
curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea
that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby
tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography"
exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat,
vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like
a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his
mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the
front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful,
this is art."

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need a new name!

i found a photo of "jennifer's cake" and also a link to jackie chan's buddy bear design website. yes, i've cracked my nut today....

reflections......

the saga of the skeleton couple.....

random pics as usual...

lovely....

the movie "tron" give me nightmares.....

i work with computers but sometimes hate them. i sometimes wish i could wear a lab coat to work....

it's friday......

i love horror movies. this one has the best ad campaign!



and finally: i go to the am/pm (formerly knows as BP) to get subway. today i noticed they have 100 ounce refill mugs. do you know how GD big that is??? that's like..... a 6 pack of soda. who would ever drink that much coffee??? i can't find a pic of this monstrosity online so i'll have to snap a photo the next time i'm there.

old big boy.....

vintage postcards...

eye hair growth

i keep seeing adds for a new RX medication that will help you grow eyelashes. i want to grow some like shelley duvall! does anyone think it's odd that women are obsessed with the hair that grows around their eyes?

i wish there was something to give me freckles too...

qigong gangsta!!!

qigong gangsta (with an extra shot of espresso)

so we got up early and did some of the Qigong exercises on the DVD. griffin was not helpful. but my Qi feels like it's flowing, plus i've had a large iced latte with an extra shot of espresso.

in other words: LOOK OUT BI-A-TCHES!!!

or not. it could just be the coffee talking.....i also have rap music playing in my head today. which is odd...

also, i want a puppy. my biological clock is ticking for a fat, fluffy puppy.

ya know what i don't want? a scorpion. and i don't want one on my plane!!! that news story gave me the heebie-jeebies and is threatening my Qigong energy!

heebie jeebies: A feeling of uneasiness or nervousness; the jitters. [Coined by William De Beck (1890–1942), American cartoonist, in his comic strip Barney Google.]

and now i'm singing "Barney Google (With the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes)"

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google had a wife three times his size

Why, it's Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the guy who never buys.
Women take him out to dine, then he steals the waiter's dime.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

crazy sales guy quote of the day: "the world of politics is a clusterfuck of grand proporations..... i need a sub!"

finally, i've decided the coolest name for an actress is vivian pickles. she plays the mother in "harold & maude" and i just love her name. glitterpickels?

random as i wanna be..... peace out!