July 21, 2009

qigong gangsta!!!

qigong gangsta (with an extra shot of espresso)

so we got up early and did some of the Qigong exercises on the DVD. griffin was not helpful. but my Qi feels like it's flowing, plus i've had a large iced latte with an extra shot of espresso.

in other words: LOOK OUT BI-A-TCHES!!!

or not. it could just be the coffee talking.....i also have rap music playing in my head today. which is odd...

also, i want a puppy. my biological clock is ticking for a fat, fluffy puppy.

ya know what i don't want? a scorpion. and i don't want one on my plane!!! that news story gave me the heebie-jeebies and is threatening my Qigong energy!

heebie jeebies: A feeling of uneasiness or nervousness; the jitters. [Coined by William De Beck (1890–1942), American cartoonist, in his comic strip Barney Google.]

and now i'm singing "Barney Google (With the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes)"

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google had a wife three times his size
Why, it's Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the guy who never buys.
Women take him out to dine, then he steals the waiter's dime.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

crazy sales guy quote of the day: "the world of politics is a clusterfuck of grand proporations..... i need a sub!"
finally, i've decided the coolest name for an actress is vivian pickles. she plays the mother in "harold & maude" and i just love her name. glitterpickels?
random as i wanna be..... peace out!

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