glittergirl: so i had to tell groundcat i signed up for a bridal registry
glittergirl: i didn't mean to do it!
glittergirl: i just wanted the catalog with my new cool plates
CopaX: how did you accidentally sign up for a bridal registry?!?
CopaX: god, you are such a moron!
glittergirl: i know!
glittergirl: well, "secret work friend" accidentally shaved his head!
glittergirl: stuff happens
CopaX: yeah, to morons!
glittergirl: i thought it was a wish list, like amazon
glittergirl: but for awesome plates
glittergirl: and it's cool to have my own "pattern" registered
glittergirl: i didn't notice the "bridal" thing until i was 1/2 way through!!!

(click here to buy me pfaltzgraff for my god damned b-day!)

glittergirl: did i tell you about our christmas card idea?
glittergirl: matching holiday sweater vests
glittergirl: he will shave his goatee into a mustache
CopaX: oh come on
glittergirl: i'll make it look like i have a tight old lady perm
glittergirl: we're gonna pose with the dogs in front of a fire or something
CopaX: as long as you do another picture on the inside of the "after"
glittergirl: exactly! on the inside of the card is the real photo. the dogs flipping out, him screaming at me, i'm sobbing and there are beer bottles on the floor
CopaX: there ya go
glittergirl: and a photo of us with a rose in a brandy snifter!!!!
glittergirl: oh, i got all kinds of good ideas....
CopaX: you need a photo of the two of you looking up at the upper left corner
CopaX: you know, like the old cheesy portraits!
glittergirl: yes!!!!
CopaX: god, I need to find one, but I don't know how to search for it
glittergirl: in front of a wagon wheel, looking to the upper left
CopaX: I can't find an example
CopaX: I need to see it
glittergirl ah....
glittergirl: ok, let me try to find an example
glittergirl: dammit
glittergirl: it's impossible
CopaX: no shit sherlock!
glittergirl: god, enough with the holding hands on the beach too
glittergirl: so many damn pics of that
glittergirl: we're gonna take one of us at the lake, in front of one of those signs warning about the “high fecal count and raw sewage” in the lake
CopaX: I've tried corny potraits, cheesy portraits, cheesy 70s portraits, bad family portraits, corny poses, cheesy poses, and nothing!
glittergirl here’s one:

glittergirl modern, but horrible
CopaX: gay
CopaX: here’s one:

CopaX: will someone get this old lady off of me?!
CopaX: (ok, turning off safe search was a BAD idea)
CopaX HAHAHA
glittergirl: here’s another:

glittergirl: modern and disturbing
CopaX I found the motherload!
glittergirl: my god
CopaX: I KNOW
CopaX: IT'S THE MOTHERLOAD!
glittergirl: i am laughing, stuttering
CopaX: 4th row

CopaX: first one looks like molestation in progress
glittergirl: YES!
CopaX: second one looks like Uncle Tank at the wrong family reunion LOL
glittergirl: LOL!!!
CopaX OOH!

CopaX MULLET IN THE YELLOW SHIRT!!!!
CopaX PLUS BIG 80s HAIR!
glittergirl: i wanna be her when i grow up:

and i don't want to every see this guy in real life:

ok, i'm gonna go have nightmares now!