subliminal recording device
patent#: US 6940432
i found this horrible patent online and can't even remember what i was searching for. the teddy bear can be "unnoticeably placed near a child's bed" where it can then impart prerecorded "affirmations, self-hypnotic suggestions, or subliminal instructions" while the child is in "the subconscious state of sleep." it's perfect for the busy-body parent who doesn't have the time for traditional brainwashing methods. i call him "sublima-bear" and he creeps me out!
in other news, it's been ages since i blogged about hating my job. or at least a few weeks! we're back to 10 hour days, 6 days a week. i've been here about 18 months and have never gotten uses to the crazy hours. i will never prefer to be at work over home.
maybe sublima-bear can go sit near my boss and whisper to him to "get a life..."
3 comments:
maybe your boss will get a bear for you,to whisper in your ear that you love your job and want to work real late every night..
Maybe I should get you a bear to tell you to go find a better job where you don't work crazy hours!
Nice.. thanks jen.. THERE GOES CHRISTMAS.. now what am I to get you?
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