hank's gotten HUGE over the last few months. and he's taken to humping my fancy new pink throw blanket. he's fixed and has never humped anything in the 4 years i've had him!
opal loves to sit and perch like a little mean looking statue. today i was home sick from work, and had on a documentary about woody allen. a film maker filmed him on a tour of europe with his jazz band. opal perched on the coffee table for the entire film! everytime she heard him play jazz clarinet she was mesmerized. she's never watch tv before, but i guess she digs new orleans style jazz clarinet.cats are just weird!
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The bottom picture is just a statue, you crazy schizo freak. As for the top picture, it's illegal to keep a clydesdale in the house. Maybe you could glue a horn to his head and pretend he's a unicorn? For the pretty pink (psychotic) princess?
Jennifer's pets get all the freakiest illnesses. Now she has a cat with a glandular disorder!!!!!
If Hank starts making dryly sarcastic comments that are painfully Not-Funny and looking at you for a reaction shot while eating apan of lasagna, you might have to check him into the "Recovering from Films Co-Starring Brecken Meyer" Clinic...
Hank looks like he got so fat he can't stand up and just rolled over...can he stand? Maybe you can glue wheels on his stomach...I agree with uc freak...that other cat is a statue...you can just knock it off the table...
hahaha!!!!! i have to admit the photo was choosen for it's extra unflattering angel. yeah, i said angel and didn't mean angle at all!
that creepy little statue likes to perch on the arm of the couch when i nap. i open my eyes and it's like a gargoyle peering down.
ok SDS, that's the first obscure reference you've ever made since 1988 that i do not get! congrats!
Garfield, dummy! It wasn't even funny anyway- Garfield jokes, like Garfield itself, are mandated to never be funny.
I once met a girl from china, who stuck a popsicle in her vagina... Thank you... that is all!
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