November 22, 2005

thanks alot chris!

listening to chris talk about the new girlfriend and how wonderful it's going got me thinking i should try online dating again. i started to write up a personal ad. i am not big on appearances, so i don't really care what the guy looks like. i mean, i'm not going to date brian peppers, but looks are at the bottom of my list of requirements.

that being said, most people place a great value on the physical. so i start trying to honestly describe myself. short, chubby, thin hair, tattoos, scars, and lately my limp is back!

now i am comfortable with my appearance. i know if i get the right outfit and wear make up i do ok. this is not an "i'm so fat and ugly!" post. this is a "i am realistic" post. i'm not the girl who gets compliments like, "my you have beautiful eyes!" i get, "wow, you have a beautiful moonpie face! like a fucked up chinese drawing." that's an actual real quote!

so what am i saying? just that it's not going to be easy to find the right guy who will dig my scene. i mean, besides appearance we have the whole "weird girl" issue. stealing signs off the bus, putting my dog in a dress (on tv), etc...

hey, maybe i'll just cut and paste this whole post and make it my ad!

chris, if this ends up a disaster, you are so dead to me!

9 comments:

uc freak said...

How about strange girl seeks equally strange boy who loves animals, string and is pro-abortion. Pink and glitter a plus!!!

Anonymous said...

and just when do you have time to date?

Chris said...

oh great. Just what I need, jen. First relationship in 30 years and that's not enough pressure. now I gotta worry about you too? f that. you're on your own.

glittergirl said...

UC freak, who the heck is that? and you know i HATE string. duh!

chris, this is entirely your fault, and you better go find me a nice weird boyfriend. pronto!

SDS said...

Wet String! Wet String! Wet String!

SDS said...

You totally overstate your weirdness. You should approach this with a buyer mentality, lady, and consider any chump who thinks you weird or strange inferior and unsuitable anyway.

There are plenty of Funny Smart Joes out there who would be delighted to hang with you.

Also put you have pretty legs and a nice rack. That's elegant.

UC Freak said...

And a juicy booty. Men like that.
If you don't know the name you have given, you shall not be reminded. I don't think Alzheimers is a positive in these ads.
Also, I love the pro-abortion did not even warrant a comment from anyone.

glittergirl said...

yeah, "pro-abortion" is interesting.... i mean, i am pro-choice, but want there to be as few abortions as possible.

i recently decided that when debating abortion with anyone, i will not qualify my statements with "i've never had one, but..." because that implies shame.

Anonymous said...

Can you take your online date to your army-job lockdown?