February 3, 2009

dear mcdonald's....

i really like you, mcdonald's. i like your double cheeseburgers (no pickles or onions, thanks!) and i have a life-long friendship with your filet-o-fish. yes, i've cut back on your food. but i do still love your plain old coffee some mornings with my egg mcmuffin.


i just wanted to ask you to stop picking on starbucks. i see the commercials where you imply that people who drink starbucks feel the need to wear itchy sweaters, glasses, watch forgeign films, etc... so now you're offering "McCafé" lattes and cappicianos. F that noise! i tried one of your lattes and it sucked. stick to brewing that wonderful, plain old morning coffee and stop with the baristas.


i think the mermaid and the clown can be friends. read the article that promoted this letter here. let's stop the madness!!!

8 comments:

glittermom said...

What do you expect from a clown..

Chris said...

why is there always drama surrounding coffee? there's drama about who's supposed to make it, when it's supposed to be made, how it's made, what it's made with, how hot it is, how cold it is.

that's the noise that needs to be f'ed, in my opinion

glittermom said...

Coffee is a hot item now-a-days...

glittergirl said...

chris- i'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

glittergirl said...

and for the record, i take my starbucks different temperatures depending on the season.

in winter i get a triple grande latte, skinny cinnamon dolce, 2 packs of splenda.

in summer i get an iced quad latte, skinny vanilla, 3 packs of splenda and a dash of nutmeg.

glittermom said...

and we care because?

Mojito Libre said...

Just let her talk. It keeps the demons at bay...

Mojito Libre said...

"What? I'm supposed to drink this coffee hot??"

/1 internet awarded to those that get the reference.