February 24, 2009

day of seinfeld references

i noticed a lot of high pitched whispering and giggling among the lady-folks at work this morning. i sit in a cubicle on a main hallway, and noticed a different "tone" to the usual morning chatter. i realized there must be a baby in the vicinity. sure enough, within an hour i walked out of my meeting and into a full blown baby shower in the hallway.

one of my favorite seinfelds episodes is this one, where they are forced to "see the baby"....here's the transcript that has me LMAO just reading it!

(btw- the baby i saw in the hallway at work was actually really cute. i heard someone on her phone say, "you gotta come see the baby!" and i had to stifle the urge to say, "i think a dingo ate your baby!!!")

Carol: Come on, you guys. You can come on and see the bay-bee! Adam (the baby's name), Jerry and Elaine are here.
Elaine: Oh, he's a cute little shnugly baby.
Carol: Isn't he gorgeous? (Elaine looks at baby, only to be frightened and turn away)
Elaine: Ugghh.
Carol: Is she gorgeous? (Elaine & Jerry looking away)
Elaine: Oh, gorgeous, yes.
Jerry: So very gorgeous.
(Jerry and Elaine gasping for air outside after they just left the baby's room.)
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they're never gonna know, no one's ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It's a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation.


Chris said...

baybay + kitteh = HEAD ASPLODE CUTENESS

glittermom said...

Is there anything that can't be linked to a Seinfeld episode..