at the doctor's office, bored, with random updates...

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my mom found this link to a slideshow of mickey rourke's face. this photo was the craziest:

also: while waiting at the doctor's office, i heard "wichita lineman" (glen campbell's version) and got teary-eyed! i looked it up online when i got to work, and was not surprised to find it was written by jimmy webb. he writes the most beautiful and sad songs. i was obsessed with "galvaston" as a kid, and i think it's the first song i learned to play on the keyboards (self taught.) i also love, "if these walls could speak", which is a sad bastard classic.

wichita lineman videos here, here, and here. (glen campbell, REM, and james taylor respectively.)

in other news: i am going to try to eat 10 servings of fruits and vegetables daily. click here for details. my doc suggested this instead of a traditional diet, since my metabolism is screwed up.

and now, more music: here's a link to a catchy sort of punk rock song. it's good for listening to on headphones at work.

here's a link to the worst unicorn artwork ever. totally not safe for work. in fact, not safe for anyone, anywhere.

and finally, 2 horrible celebrities:


who's worse, juliette lewis (who passes out scientology brochures) or joaquin phoenix (who is retiring from acting to be a rap musician)?