also, being nice at work doesn't pay off. i am always bringing in candy for everyone, and besides no one saying "thanks", i get complaints! "why is there all this gum? where's the choclate???" i brought in some fancypants coffee creamer and left it on the counter to share (since i could never finish it all on my own.) within 1 day it was gone. i'd like to not assume it was stolen, and that maybe someone just put it in some drawer or shelf where i can't find it. why do i keep doing the "nice stuff"? i think it's out of pure spite. no one does nice stuff these days, and no one appreciates it. so i keep doing it out of spite, to show that i won't become a jerk. is doing something nice out of spite going to change the world? no. am i going to keep doing it? yes. do i know it's dumb? YES!
attention chubby gals- i found a comfortable pair of jeans that fit properly and look 1/2 way decent!!! lane bryant has some new system called "right fit" and some chick wrote about it better then i could (click here). it's a whole new size system that takes into account your body shape. i got measured in the store and the jeans she gave me looked too small, but they fit absolutely perfect! so now, this coming friday i will pay $5 to cure cancer in some kickass jeans. cancer is gonna be pissed!!!!
dear summer- you are over. so take your warm tempuratures and high dew point and go to hell. or some tropical beach. whatever. just take a hike and give me a cold, crisp fall.... thanks a bunch!
ok, time to sort a bag of trail mix for after lunch dessert!
p.s. thanks to pixiechick for the awesome tinkerbell balloon pics. (this tinkerbell has got a decent sized rack!)
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Why is it the 1st thing to come in mind is to stick a pin in those balloon dolls and pop em? Evil I guess....
evil? yes! also, flat-chested, so maybe there's some jealousy.
LMAO!!!
oh my gosh, i just called my mom flat-chested on my blog.... this can only go downhill from here....
You ever hear the expression "Going to hell in a hand basket"
No It's gong to hell in a candy bowl.
Jennifer, this is a classic. It totally happens. I used to keep a chocolate bowl in my office, and I would put maybe a big bag of Hershey kisses in a week. Then the word got out, and when I filled it with Ghiradelli squares 4 pm one day, which were ALL GONE the next morning at 7:30, I just left it empty. I wasn't mad, it just was too much to deal with people complaining about what, how much, and when like it was a company paid perk or soemthin! Sheesh!
I use to supply candy to the masses at work...then someone said put a bowl out for donations..I got a little help that way...we had prob close to 100 people so it got pretty expensive...
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