more random goodness, because it's national blogging month! (happy blog-gust!!!!)
(ouch!!!)
random 1: ok, i've updated links. stacy is back, and one bad ass mother (shut yer mouth!) i took off a few links of bloggers who've gone bye-bye (not dead, just not blogging) and added a new section of funny people online. my mom found a blog that she says is funnier then mine. to quote a great and wise man, abraham lincoln, "F off, mom!" it's ok, i'm going to go online and find a funnier mom. ( i kid! i kid!)
random 2: here's a tip: if you own a coffee shop, don't call espresso "expresso". that's not a good sign. also, please know that an iced latte should contain espresso and not toddy. if you make my iced latte with toddy, that's an iced coffee, ya dipshit!
random 3: bee bread. does it exist? a co-worker who knows i'm scared of bees told me about a story on NPR about beekeepers and all the new stuff they make and sell. she swears they talked about a loaf of bread with real bees baked into it. either she's lost her hearing or her mind, because i can't believe that would ever be true.
random 4: i wanted to mention natalie portman's character in the film "garden state". she was a moron. when the film first came out, i thought it would be good, and that her character seemed "quirky" and weirdly charming. then i watched it and, yeah, no. she was an annoying moron. and a perfect example of how, in the real world, pretty girls can act like jackasses and it's seen as somehow adorable. don't agree? go back and watch "garden state" and imagine that instead of natalie portman, it's rosie o'donnell playing that character. ok, maybe we don't need to take it that far, but you get my drift.
random 5: dear mom and sister, i got a new purse, and it was only $12.99. my boyfriend thinks it's ugly, and you will too. but i don't care! i like it, dammit. and even my special fancy lighting techniques are not making it look any better. i'm gonna use this purse, out of pure spite.
random 6: best lyric i've heard all weekend: "i made a new cast/ of the death mask/ that's gonna cover my face......" (bright eyes)
bye bye.....
(ouch!!!)random 1: ok, i've updated links. stacy is back, and one bad ass mother (shut yer mouth!) i took off a few links of bloggers who've gone bye-bye (not dead, just not blogging) and added a new section of funny people online. my mom found a blog that she says is funnier then mine. to quote a great and wise man, abraham lincoln, "F off, mom!" it's ok, i'm going to go online and find a funnier mom. ( i kid! i kid!)
random 2: here's a tip: if you own a coffee shop, don't call espresso "expresso". that's not a good sign. also, please know that an iced latte should contain espresso and not toddy. if you make my iced latte with toddy, that's an iced coffee, ya dipshit!
random 3: bee bread. does it exist? a co-worker who knows i'm scared of bees told me about a story on NPR about beekeepers and all the new stuff they make and sell. she swears they talked about a loaf of bread with real bees baked into it. either she's lost her hearing or her mind, because i can't believe that would ever be true.
random 4: i wanted to mention natalie portman's character in the film "garden state". she was a moron. when the film first came out, i thought it would be good, and that her character seemed "quirky" and weirdly charming. then i watched it and, yeah, no. she was an annoying moron. and a perfect example of how, in the real world, pretty girls can act like jackasses and it's seen as somehow adorable. don't agree? go back and watch "garden state" and imagine that instead of natalie portman, it's rosie o'donnell playing that character. ok, maybe we don't need to take it that far, but you get my drift.
random 5: dear mom and sister, i got a new purse, and it was only $12.99. my boyfriend thinks it's ugly, and you will too. but i don't care! i like it, dammit. and even my special fancy lighting techniques are not making it look any better. i'm gonna use this purse, out of pure spite.
random 6: best lyric i've heard all weekend: "i made a new cast/ of the death mask/ that's gonna cover my face......" (bright eyes)
random 7: weekend photos!!!!!!!!
bye bye.....
2 comments:
I see why you bought that purse,it has pink in it...also how did you get pictures of Hulk Hogan? Oh wait,maybe they are imposters...
And PLEASE remove baby Kaluski from the electric chair...Thats very upsetting...
Post a Comment