autopsy of a blog....

my blog is dead. it has been for a while, slowly dying on the vine. i find myself coming to the blog to check for old recipes, or to find photos of the dogs to show coworkers. the blog is boring and near death.

here's a list of suspects:
facebook (bastards....)
my husband (my blog got boring when i fell in luv)
facebook & my husband combined (he posts on facebook now instead of his blog. traitor!)
photobucket
bill gates
politics (and my disinterest in the presidential campaign)
my job (no time to blog at work, no fun being had, a very depressing situation that i can't really talk about much, so as to keep my job and all...
pajiba (i had to stop stealing all their good material)
comments- (besides copax & my mom, no one really comments much lately)
links- (no one clicks the links i include, not even my husband)
LOLcats
spam (the canned meat or the internet version, who can say....)
global warming
the invention of snark
virgin rickies
my age
the federal deficit

jennette
hippies (damn dirty hippies!)
the freemasons
you

me

and now, a story: last night i went to pick up a pizza, and noticed the instructor at the driving school next door looked like steve buscemi. i got distracted & dropped my cellphone. i got home & went inside to get the home phone to call the cell phone, so i could locate it. then i realized that i'd set my ringtone to 1 very quiet "gong" sound. after a few attempts to locate the cellphone by sound, i decided to close all the doors and find it by the light that comes on when it rings. i was laying across the front seats and slammed the car door shut on my head. hard. i have a lump. did i ever tell you how clumsy i am?

finally: the funniest thing i've seen online in ages. thanks to chris for the link. although i never thought LOLcats was all that funny, i can't look at these photos without laughing really hard.

click on the photos to see larger versions. i am convinced that the cat in the middle started it all and is clearly insane...