blabber

sarah palin is witch-proof! too bad she forgot about warlocks, mummies, ghosts, and most importantly....zombies!!!!!!! and it's almost halloween, so she's totally screwed

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also: clay aiken is gay. "the claymates" are the only one's really shocked: "This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

watching tv last night, i noticed this: elaine benes begat liz lemon who begat old christine...forever and ever, amen. yeah for funny, sexy brunettes!!! (and now that damn sarah palin is riding their coat tails, but with the funny & sexy removed.)

and now for a funny & sexy blonde:

this is what i have spent my 15 minutes of "drinking coffee and waking up at work" time on: cloris. i need to add the "phyllis" box set to my amazon wish list based on the theme song alone..


Who makes the fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply disappear?
Phyllis, Phyllis
Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play "The Gangs All Here"?
Phyllis, Phyllis
Who charms the crabs at Fisherman's Wharf right out of their shells?
Who lights the lamps of Chinatown just by walking in view? Who?
Phyllis! Phyllis! Phyllis! It sure isn't you!