September 25, 2008

blabber

sarah palin is witch-proof! too bad she forgot about warlocks, mummies, ghosts, and most importantly....zombies!!!!!!! and it's almost halloween, so she's totally screwed
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also: clay aiken is gay. "the claymates" are the only one's really shocked: "This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

watching tv last night, i noticed this: elaine benes begat liz lemon who begat old christine...forever and ever, amen. yeah for funny, sexy brunettes!!! (and now that damn sarah palin is riding their coat tails, but with the funny & sexy removed.)

and now for a funny & sexy blonde:

this is what i have spent my 15 minutes of "drinking coffee and waking up at work" time on: cloris. i need to add the "phyllis" box set to my amazon wish list based on the theme song alone..


Who makes the fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply disappear?
Phyllis, Phyllis
Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play "The Gangs All Here"?
Phyllis, Phyllis
Who charms the crabs at Fisherman's Wharf right out of their shells?
Who lights the lamps of Chinatown just by walking in view? Who?
Phyllis! Phyllis! Phyllis! It sure isn't you!

17 comments:

copaX said...

umm..what the f did you have with your morning coffee? you're a little more random than usual. either that or I need more crack. I'll just get more crack. brb

Jen said...

really??? awesome!!!

i did have an extra cup of coffee with my midol.... plus the dogs woke me up at 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 5:30am, 6am, etc...also, work is a little more koo-koo-nutty then usual. and dan's bday is tomorrow and i am scheduled to work from home 6pm-10pm from home. caesar is pooping & peeing all over the house like it's going out of style.

so yeah. cloris leachman sarah palin muppets claymates. i gotta go fasten the seatbelt on my office chair now!

copaX said...

drugs are like sarah palin, muppets, claymates, and cloris leachman

Mojito Libre said...

Finding out that Clay is Gay is about as surprising as Gary Glitter's penchant for It's a Small World at Euro Disney.

copaX said...

anybody who's upset by the "news" about Clay needs a checkup from the neck up.

Primordial Dork said...

Post a photo of Tina Fey from the Emmys- she looked amazing!

Anonymous said...

Oh shut up

copaX said...

no you shut up

Jen said...

i love when people take the time (anonymously) to say something nasty.

here's a tip: if you find my blog tedious, boring, self-indulgent, or repetitive, STOP READING IT!

i type words. add pics. i post it. you look. you don't like. close the browser, or go to another web page. or read a damn book.

duh.

Mojito Libre said...

What if they take the time to post their name and say something nasty?

This blog is tedious...

copaX said...

Oh yeah? well your FACE is tedious! HA!

/doesn't even know what that means, really
//is sorry, didn't really mean any hard feelings
///please forgive me

Jen said...

no, mojito really does have a tedious face. and his mom dresses him funny.

i was going to take a week long blog sabbatical, but now i feel like i should blab it up!

Mojito Libre said...

Hey...there is nothing wrong with Plaid pants and saddle shoes.

Even if the Plaid Pants were considered the "Piss Pants" in grade school.

And. And. In YOUR Face, COPAX!

Anonymous said...

Naahh glittery1. No sabbatical. Your blog is cool. Some posters, not so much.

copaX said...

woah, now anonymous is cool. I'm so confused!

and mojito...

I'm rubber, and you're glue, and whatever you say to me bounces of me and sticks to you...

/neener
//neener
///neeeeener

Nomy said...

Fine. If you won't do it, I will. Welcome to 1966, doll.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/25Nomad/jtchuck1966.jpg

glittermom said...

wow one bad comment and you people jump on it...settle down...I think your all just ready for a fight...