this is all i'm gonna blog about for a while....
i really went out and bought this book today. i figure if we use this, and take none of the advice posted on this blog in comments, we'll be ok. and no, uncle tank is not invited!
i get online to research stuff for the wedding. we need to find a place to get married, i need a flouncy dress, we need wedding bands, cakes, ah!!!!!! instead of doing real work for this wedding, i end up finding weird crap like this:
zombie wedding cake topper! and look, hello kitty themed cake!
this upsets me.....
why? why would someone create a robot-bee themed cake topper? that seems.... horrible. if string was involved i'd be ready to elope.
final insane images......
my beer belly might work with the gown on the left... and the bride & her cake on the right are just....beyond bridezilla. (i wonder what flavor "insane" cake actually tastes like?)
and so i have wasted another day looking at insane stuff on the internet. actual wedding planning accomplished? zilch!
Comments
Now you're stuck. you said you wouldn't take advice posted in comments, yet, by using the book you ARE taking advice posted in the comments. HA! solve THAT paradox ms. fancy pants!
also, mojito had some good ideas about the cake and stuff....
dammit!
I would recomend one of thost bridal magazines. My wife used them to give her ideas. She ended up making a LOT of things herself to save money, but it was also something we could do together. I think I wrapped one of the boquets in floral tape myself and I didn't bleed once.
I give no advice, as your marriageloserinest friend. But I will come and do grunt work. Weddings have a lot of grunt work for which princesses should not chip their ready chippy nail polish. I will accept nonglamourous assignments.
oh, sds is so artsy and crafty! she can be my bargain-basement, better then martha wedding planning assistant!
whitey & mojito- post some pics from your nuptials on your blogs!!!!
p.s. a note from my beloved sister today:
"On June 12, 1967, the United States Supreme Court overturned the conviction of a married couple named Loving – he was white, she was black. They lived in Virginia and had violated the southern state's law against inter-racial marriage. The high court's decision made interracial marriage legal in all 50 states. Today, the Loving decision is celebrated as an important victory for multi-culturalism and democracy.
that's right. you might be getting married, but you boring white b*itches don't get your own day!!!!"
BTW, our 3rd anniversary is coming up in August...
How about a cake shaped like a computer, since that is how you met and documented your love? Or a skull...
Please don't wear green/blue/puce nail polish. Just this once.
Sooo....yeah....how can we do something similar for you guys....
umm
what was I sayin'?
oh yeah, is the reception byob? If so that's bullshit and I'm not gonna be there.
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic.
And so am I."
that reminds me...I gotta stock up on what I call my "Giant Fly" combo. It's a mix of ambien, spanish fly, and viagra
You may want to hold off on offering your "Giant Fly" to the lady, since it's more than likely gonna be a guy named Mort who just drives the cab on the weekend.
Unless you're into that sort of thing...not that there's anything wrong with it...
I'll buy you a mug of wine at the wedding.
where the hell is jennifer? It's like she's not even reading the comments on her own blob....blo...whatever you call this thing..
well, the tankster's gotta log out...sign off...whatever. Walgreens doesn't seem to like it if you surf the world wide internet webs on their cash registers when they're not lookin
engaged, old mutts given baths, new red furniture..... and vegas next week.
i was gonna blog about non-wedding stuff, like people who eat soup in the summer, or something about melonheads... but after reading these comments i'm exhausted, confused and a little scared....
maybe i'll post some dog pics...