uterus: so, um, i thought you were going to let me "guest blog"? what the fuck happened to that? you promised!!!
me: i changed my mind. you suck, and you cause nothing but grief.
uterus: but i'm cute. look at that drawing you made of me. and i keep life interesting. i don't know why you're so hateful towards me.
me: i never really needed you or your lining. i never wanted kids. i hate having a period. so, bye-bye dumbass!!!
uterus: i wonder if you recall what the specialist said? that your uterus was "perfect" and it was just that silly little tumor causing problems?
me: i recall. and yet, i don't care. you're being evicted this friday. deal with it. also, this is MY BLOG!!!