me & my uterus, a conversation...

uterus:  so, um, i thought you were going to let me "guest blog"?  what the fuck happened to that?  you promised!!!

me:  i changed my mind.  you suck, and you cause nothing but grief.  

uterus:  but i'm cute.  look at that drawing you made of me.  and i keep life interesting.  i don't know why you're so hateful towards me.

me:  i never really needed you or your lining.  i never wanted kids.  i hate having a period.  so, bye-bye dumbass!!!

uterus:  i wonder if you recall what the specialist said?  that your uterus was "perfect" and it was just that silly little tumor causing problems?

me:  i recall.  and yet, i don't care.  you're being evicted this friday.  deal with it.  also, this is MY BLOG!!!

the end.