August 22, 2012

me & my uterus, a conversation...


uterus:  so, um, i thought you were going to let me "guest blog"?  what the fuck happened to that?  you promised!!!



me:  i changed my mind.  you suck, and you cause nothing but grief.  

uterus:  but i'm cute.  look at that drawing you made of me.  and i keep life interesting.  i don't know why you're so hateful towards me.

me:  i never really needed you or your lining.  i never wanted kids.  i hate having a period.  so, bye-bye dumbass!!!

uterus:  i wonder if you recall what the specialist said?  that your uterus was "perfect" and it was just that silly little tumor causing problems?

me:  i recall.  and yet, i don't care.  you're being evicted this friday.  deal with it.  also, this is MY BLOG!!!

the end.

6 comments:

glittermom said...

He is a cute kind of fellow...or is he a she? Well bye bye cutie...

glittermom said...

Not so happy now are you uterus ?

glittergirl said...

I know, that uterus is gone! I love it!!!

PHIL said...

i hope you're well. mark and i were hanging out and thinking about you yesterday!!

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