August 20, 2008

bad tattoos, my celebrity crush, and bronzie











peace out, suckers!!!



17 comments:

copaX said...

Is that a man or a woman lifting their breast? oh wait..nevermind...it's still disturbing either way.

Jen said...

yeah... i found a ton of horrible tattoo pics online, and these are the ones that just...defy logic. a dolphine smoking a bong? bob barker? unicorns mating in front of a rainbow????

the naked indian girl straddling the corndog confused me most.

that and the bronze fonzie statue.

but wayne coyne makes it all better!!!

glittermom said...

I'm sure theres a story behind each and every tattoo...That would be interesting to hear...

copaX said...

"Ah didn't have enough room on mah gut to get whole tattoo, so ah told em to put part of it on the underside of mah boob"

Jen said...

also:

the pink unicorn is smoking a cigarette.

the dolphin has a bad tribal arm band tattoo of his own.

mr. cool ice is awesome!!!!

Jen said...

also:

the pink unicorn is smoking a cigarette.

the dolphin has a bad tribal arm band tattoo of his own.

mr. cool ice is awesome!!!!

Jen said...

i totally meant to post twice, because that's what mr. cool ice would do!!!

Mojito Libre said...

Why do you consider the Flaming Lips to be a bad tattoo?!? :)

I think that would be awesome! As a matter of fact, if I could get a scene of the show they did at Bonnaroo done on my back, I think my life would be complete.

Did I mention that that show reminded me of watching a 7 year old's birthday party on...ummm...ahh...good times?

Jen said...

did you see them when wayne got into the giant bubble and walked over the crowd?

it's on my list of things to do before i die, seeing them live. in a bunny costume!

Mojito Libre said...

I don't recall a giant bubble. I do remember at least 2 people in bunny costumes on stage. It was surreal and cool and awesome. Oh, and the show didn't start until 2:00am, so it was like a giant pajama birthday sleepover party.

Mojito Libre said...

Also, that dolphin is creeping me right the fuck out.

copaX said...

oh my god, I just noticed that the one pic of the topless chick is on an entire man's body. EWwwww...Ass Cheek Nipples!!!! That cleavage has a dirty hole in the middle of it!!

Jen said...

and now my work is done.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the barcalounger looking thing...can you explain that one? maybe if was on ass cheeks but is that a shoulder??

Primordial Dork said...

It's a Swedish Designer Chair, kind of like a rusty flakey Eames Chair that was in the back room of a mobile home and then pays off somebody's mortgage when one of theose Blonde Headed Twins breaks the news on Antiques Raod Show.

It's like Black Gold, Texas Tea.

I hope I've been a help.LOL.

Primordial Dork said...

"Just Google it, Motherfucker!" - Nick Cave, when asked about his fathers's death while he was in jail for burglary.

I looked it up. It's called the Barcelona Chair by Mies Van Der Rohe

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