my job

this guy is semi-famous, and he's QA, or quabity ashwitz. my hero! the wiki page is hilarious to read, maybe even better then watching the actual show.

Creed Bratton is a taciturn and creepy kleptomaniac quality assurance officer at the Scranton branch of fictitious paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. As a result of his drug use during his career as a rock musician in the 1960s, Creed has a phenomenally poor memory. Little is known about Creed's life outside the office; the scattered details that emerge (as well as his behavior in the office) are invariably bizarre. He is also extremely dishonest, with details emerging of his many scams, including faking his own death. When asked his age, the reply varies wildly depending upon what suits him at the time. In the Season 4 episode, Fun Run, Creed states in what seems to be an honest manner that he will soon be 82[2]. In the next episode, Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Creed, in an attempt to look young , dyes his hair black and says that he is 30 years old. He then corrects himself, saying that he'll be 30 in November.[3] The real Creed Bratton was born in 1943, making him 65.