March 20, 2008

i totally carry myself like miss universe!!!



rover's morning glory will be back on april 1st, morning's on WMMS. i'm so damn excited! i'll miss bob & tom and good old kenny tarmac who has brought so many people to my blog. this morning they played a song from the 70's called "float on" that was hilarious! i would embed the video on the blog, but my mom will bitch, so go watch it now!


Aquarius and my name is Ralph
Now I like a woman who loves her freedom
And I like a woman who can hold her own
And if you fit that description baby, come with me

Take my hand, come with me baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing love with me
I want you to

Float, float on (Come on, come on, come on
Float on, float on

Libra and my name is Charles
Now I like a woman that’s quiet
A woman who carries herself like Miss Universe

Mmm take my hand
Come with me baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing loving with me
I want you to go

Float, float on (Girl, yes)
Float on, float on (With Charles)
Float, float, float on (Ooh, yeah)
Float on, float on

Leo and my name is Paul
You see I like all women of the world
And if you understand what I’m sayin’
I want you to

Mmm take my hand
Come with me baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing love with me
I want you to

Float, float on (So float with me baby)
Float on, float on

Cancer and my name is Larry, huh
And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody
And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you
Then this is what I want you to do

Ooh, yeah, take my hand
Let me take you to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing your love with Larry, listen

Float, float on (You better float with me now)
Float on, float on (Float on)
Float, float, float on (Yeah, yeah)
(You better float on)
(Float on)
(Ah)

capricorn and my name is jen, uh-huh..
i like a man that loves his antique wheelchair
a man with his own bicentenial barn
i like a guy who looks real crabby in photos
and you know what boys, if you feel that this is you
then this is what I want you to do

ooooooh, yeah, take my hand
let me take you to glittergirl land
let me show you how sweet it could be
sharing your love with jen, listen.....

float on!!!!!!!

i am sitting at my desk, eating lunch, and singing this song in my head really loud. i need to do this song at kareoke and serenade groundcat!

everyone, feel free to add your own "verse" in the comments section.

also- i am very proud of myself for mentioning groundcat and barns in another post. i should also mention dogs, soup, and the barn! LOL!!!

1 comment:

racheld said...

I don't know you, but I must give you props on loving one of the best songs ever! I have a tape (that is right I said tape) of my sister and I singing this song. We did it in one of those booths in the mall. It is by far one of the funnest, thanks for sharing it with others!