i sometimes listen to bob & tom on the drive in. there's a reoccurring character that i never would have found funny a few years ago.
from wiki:
Kenny Tarmac: Kenny Tarmac is that annoying person on your flight with an over-inflated sense of self-worth who feels the need to demonstrate to everyone how important he is by loudly calling someone just as the plane lands. He always uses airport abbreviations while referring to his locations to further illustrate just how busy and important he is. He always calls Bob & Tom when he lands, and he always gets another call while talking to them. Notable Quotes "Hey guy!" "Hey shooter!" "I have two more connections today!" "We just landed at ATL." "Hang on, I got a call on my other phone." "I know...I know"
i encountered a few kenny tarmac's at the last job. once, i was leaving work and got to the elevators to find 4 of these "kennys", all yelling into their cell phone or blackberrys, but all forgetting to push the down arrow. i walked up, looked at them and laughed. they all realized that they'd forgotten to push the down arrow, and immediately started yelling at each other!
"tom, i thought you pushed the arrow!"
"bob, are you talking to me or tom in iowa on your cell phone???"
"HUH???"
i finally had to walk up and push the arrow. total idiots.
anyways, today at work the sales folks are having a big meeting, in a room close to my desk. every hour or so they come racing out (maybe for a "bio break" and get on their cell phones and start loudly booking flights to ATL, arguing with wives, etc.....
time for headphones!!!
from wiki:
Kenny Tarmac: Kenny Tarmac is that annoying person on your flight with an over-inflated sense of self-worth who feels the need to demonstrate to everyone how important he is by loudly calling someone just as the plane lands. He always uses airport abbreviations while referring to his locations to further illustrate just how busy and important he is. He always calls Bob & Tom when he lands, and he always gets another call while talking to them. Notable Quotes "Hey guy!" "Hey shooter!" "I have two more connections today!" "We just landed at ATL." "Hang on, I got a call on my other phone." "I know...I know"
i encountered a few kenny tarmac's at the last job. once, i was leaving work and got to the elevators to find 4 of these "kennys", all yelling into their cell phone or blackberrys, but all forgetting to push the down arrow. i walked up, looked at them and laughed. they all realized that they'd forgotten to push the down arrow, and immediately started yelling at each other!
"tom, i thought you pushed the arrow!"
"bob, are you talking to me or tom in iowa on your cell phone???"
"HUH???"
i finally had to walk up and push the arrow. total idiots.
anyways, today at work the sales folks are having a big meeting, in a room close to my desk. every hour or so they come racing out (maybe for a "bio break" and get on their cell phones and start loudly booking flights to ATL, arguing with wives, etc.....
time for headphones!!!
one more thing; britney spears is now speaking in a fake british accent. she's been seen out shopping and going to court in her wedding dress, again, speaking in a very bizarre british accent. she has officially surpassed tom cruise and star jones as the most batshit insane celebrity.
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How funny is that accent she came up with...maybe from her new english, married,pop a razzi, creepy,yucky , boyfirend...
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