isn't it (not) ironic? and dogs....

i have that alanis morrisette song stuck in my head, for weeks now. the dumb "ironic" song that gave examples of things not ironic at all. rain on your wedding day sucks, but it's not ironic.

so now when something crappy happens, i burst into, "it's like raaaaaiiiinnnnnn on your wedding day!" no one thinks it's funny but me.


glittermom: DAMMIT!
glittergirl: what?
glittermom: I just put a clean quilt on the bed and Sophie puked up on it
glittermom: its so heavy it takes forever to wash and dry....grrrrrr
glittergirl: oh, that sucks!
glittermom: its takes hours to dry
glittergirl: it's like that alanis morrissette song
glittergirl: "ironic"
glittergirl: it's like RAAIINN on your wedding day!
glittergirl: it's a free ride, when you already paid.....
glittergirl: it's the clean blanket, that the dog pukes on!!!
glittermom: haha
glittermom: I spot washed it so I'll see how that works...it didn't smell at least...she puked twice before I could get her off the bed
glittergirl: it's a black fly, in your chardonnay!
glittermom: will you SHUT IT!!
glittergirl: it's the free ride, that you just didn't take!!!!!!!
glittermom: maybe when you get home Ceasar will poop on your bed...
glittergirl: and it will be IRONIC!!!!!


another dog related story:
i've noticed a new development with the dogs. they wake me up 5-10 minutes before the damn alarm goes off. pisses me off every time. the alarm is set for 6am. caesar gets up and starts nudging me in my sleep at 5:50am. dammit to hell! what the dogs have become is a "reverse snooze button"!!!! i am amazed at how they find new ways to torture me every day....