i love taking these quizzes. it's a great way to avoid work! and i love seeing everyone's answers as well. copy and paste these questions into the comments and give your answers. then i'll post my answers in a few days! do it, because i haven't bossed anyone in ages.
1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in color?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
14 comments:
What are you, a frustrated school teacher with all these tests?
well, take the damn test!
1. Do you have a tattoo? - No
2. How old are you? - 31
3. Are you single or taken? - As single as single can be
4. Fish? - Used to have two. One was named Fry, the other was named Stick.
5. Do you dream in color? - Not that I can remember, they're extremely detailed, but I never notice/remember color
6. Ever seen a corpse? Yep
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies? - Hipsters
8. How did we meet? - At the company also known as "Purgatory on Earth", MIS
9. What's your philosophy on life and death? - Life should be lived, and Death should be accepted. Easier said than done unfortunately.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? - Ummm...wait, what?
11. Do you trust the police? - yes, I trust more people than I ought to
12. Do you like musicals? - does Phantom of the Opera count as a musical?
13. What is your fondest memory of me? - When we had the SBC vote to allow you into the group, and we voted no against you and you flipped out.
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? - My brain.
15. Would you cheat ? - I have before, can't guarantee I wouldn't again. oh wait, are we talkikng about at games or cheating on a significant other?
16. What are you wearing? - pajamas
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? - yes
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? - Nope
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? - I'd sit in a chair all day and let you touch my deformed ear while I sat there and told you everything you said was correct and right.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? - long hair
21. What's your favorite day of the week? - saturday
22. What's your favorite color? - blue
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? - my dad
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? - I can't think of anything right now
25. What was your first impression of me? - hmm...I'd have to say odd, maybe a little simple. I was right about odd, wrong about the simple
26. Have you ever done drugs? - Prescription, every day. Non-prescription, never
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Umm, you posted it first, so I'm just posting it again in response to you...wait, I'm confused now.
simple???? wtf????
your answer to #19 made me laugh so hard, so i guess that makes up for thinking me simple.
although i do ride the short bus....
1- I now have two.
2- 38
3- Single
4- I enjoy sitting on the bank with a line in water but I don't enjoy the killing or the baiting.
5- I dream but rarely, but I do believe it's in color.
6- I have, yes.
7- Yes, please.
8- We met at a group home for mr/dd folks. Contrary to popular belief, though, neither of us were residents.
9- Phtt.
10- I have no idea.
11- Occasionally. But never in Chicago.
12- God, no.
13- JT, I have a few. But you kept telling me the same thing over and over one day and I was all like, "why do you keep telling me that?!!" and you were all like, "man, I just want to make sure everybody knows!" Good times. Oh, how we laughed.
14- I'd like to be a little less weighty but whatevs.
15- No.
16- My black metal spectacles, Colts super bowl hoodie, comfy blue button down, flannel jammie bottoms and 10 year old birks.
17- Yep.
18- Likely not, but not because I want you in jail. I just scream guilty and everyone would know.
19- We'd hang, yo. Do whatever you want.
20- Short.
21- Saturday.
22- Orange!
23- Abe Lincoln. My GGGGrandpa Sam who fought in the Civil War. I have a few questions for them both.
24- I like to iron.
25- Oh, my, who is that bizarre girl and will she be my friend!
26- Eeeeyup.
27- You stole it from me, yo!
#13 addendum- Someone asked you something and you considered it and, after a long pause and in your straightest white-girlest said, "I'm down with that" and I roared. So funnah!
T and copax, my new best friends! thanks for filling this out, i had fun reading your responses. sadly, my mom, boyfriend, sister and bro-in-law are now all dead to me.
Jeez...give me a frickin chance to respond. I've been busy so anyways.
1. Do you have a tattoo? Yes but my body welcomes more
2. How old are you? 35 this weekend
3. Are you single or taken? Taken.
4. Fish? Is good for your heart..or so they say
5. Do you dream in color? You know I can never remember but wouldn't that be some shit..I'm partially colorblind.
6. Ever seen a corpse? Yep
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies? God do I have to decide on either?
8. How did we meet? At Thanksgiving I believe at Mom's (I was dating your baby sister)
9. What's your philosophy on life and death? Life is hell or at least purgatory and death is the reward based on your actions in life. Which explains why the mean and evil live so long. I used to have a fear of death until I had to work 40 days a week. Death = Break.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? This sounds dirty so I'm passing. LOL
11. Do you trust the police? Fuck the police...fuck fuck fuck the police...
12. Do you like musicals? God yes.
13. What is your fondest memory of me? Being able to come downstairs and harass you after work or after you've been drinking wine...Actually the day we went to Artefino..I thnk we bonded that day.
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Absolutely nothing
15. Would you cheat ? Cheat at what. Cheaters never win Jennifer.
16. What are you wearing? Hey now...That's personal. Blue jeans and a termal shirt, if you must know.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Hell yeah but not mom's.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? Of course then I'd have something to blackmail you with.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? I don't know ...probably pick on each other.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? Duh! Look at Kate Hudson's wonderful mane. God she's so hot.
21. What's your favorite day of the week? Thursday..Not quite the weekend or the beginning of the workweek.
22. What's your favorite color? Blue
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? My uncle Lloyd.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I have severe housecleaning OCD.
25. What was your first impression of me? Well that's not fair I had to impress you since I was dating your sister...
26. Have you ever done drugs? Who mw? Can't you see my glimmering Halo. I think you know the answer to that.
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Oh of course
yeah mike!!!
thanks for doing the survey. i knew you'd mention the wine thing!!!
of course I would I can appreciate getting totally shitfaced . I've been on that ride way more than I dare mention. It's fun until it's over and then the laughing, pointing and scolding starts.
yes mikey, i've seen you partake in the box wine once or twice...box wine is the devil's work! (just ask david blaine!!!! LOL!!!)
1. Do you have a tattoo? yes. 6.
2. How old are you? 31.
3. Are you single or taken? taken.
4. Fish? I got caught fishing without a license...and I don't really like to eat fish. I just like to cast. So, if the question was Cast? I'd say yes.
5. Do you dream in color? Yes, but only in Technicolor.
6. Ever seen a corpse? if a dead bum counts, then, yes.
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies? Hipsters.
8. How did we meet? in Q and A.
9. What's your philosophy on life and death? I tend to think too much about death, but life is better.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? Test ML.
11. Do you trust the police? Mostly. If I'm south of the Mason-Dixon, then hell no.
12. Do you like musicals? Only one - Springtime for Hitler.
13. What is your fondest memory of me? seamonkies.
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Lose the gut and quit smoking.
15. Would you cheat ? On my wife? No. At a carnival game? Definitely.
16. What are you wearing? Recreation Clothes.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Who doesn't?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? If the price was right.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Spend the day signing over power of attorney to me.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? shortish.
21. What's your favorite day of the week? Saturday.
22. What's your favorite color? Blue.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? Can it be a thing? Like a show? Cuz, I'd really like to bring Arrested Development back.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I like chick-flicks. Except Titanic...that movie was just retarded.
25. What was your first impression of me? quiet and reserved.
26. Have you ever done drugs? What's with the inquiry!?! Do you work for the DEA or something?? It's like the Spanish Inquisition around here!
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I thought that's what I just did? Sheesh. For a questionnaire, you sure are bossy!
i have never peed in a pool. i will never get in a pool again.
um, groundcat, you don't like to swim and haven't been in a pool in years!
everybody pees in the pool. it's what all the cool kids are doing these days!
here are my answers to the damn quiz:
1. Do you have a tattoo? yes, 5
2. How old are you? 37 (shush!)
3. Are you single or taken? totally taken and very happy about it!
4. Fish? i like to eat it, only when i grill it with special seasonings and over cook it, so that it tastes more like a chip then actual fish.
5. Do you dream in color? always
6. Ever seen a corpse? a bunch
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies? some combo of the 2
8. How did we meet? i met all you blog friends in many different ways...
9. What's your philosophy on life and death? enjoy every sandwich (stolen from warren zevon)
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? if i could do anything with all my blog friends, it would be to have a big party, maybe a bonfire, and just hang out and make groundcat play guitar and sing
11. Do you trust the police? never
12. Do you like musicals? never. if you do, you're totally gay.
13. What is your fondest memory of me? ah, my fondest memory of blog friends in general would have to be all the arguments on the blog. especially the one about cabbage rolls!
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? my weight, thin hair, and lazy eye. what? you never noticed my lazy eye????
15. Would you cheat ? never. i would lie, and steal. i wear jeans on fridays without donating $5 to cure cancer, but have never and would never cheat. it's lame.
16. What are you wearing? work clothes. it would be PJs but i'm at work, which sucks ass.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? all the time!
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? yes.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? laundry.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? short.
21. What's your favorite day of the week? sunday.
22. What's your favorite color? pink, duh.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? miles.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? you've heard it all on the blog!
25. What was your first impression of me? ah, so many impressions....
26. Have you ever done drugs? yup.
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? done!
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