1. i just read a headline on the news, "lindsey lohan says rehab was sobering". ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
2. an open letter to the lady in front of me at the salad bar, "dear slow-ass lady.... it's cool that you are picky, i am too. and the salad bar is a wonderful invention for fussy eaters. but taking 20 minutes to make your salad is a bit much. maybe you could save time by scooping up the hard boiled eggs and picking out the yokes on your own damn time??? also, if you're going to have chicken soup, how about you not pick out the chunks of chicken while getting the soup, and instead do it at your desk???" love, low blood sugar girl
3. dear abby kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. monkey pics are always funny, but for some reason blogger won't let me upload pics. i'll have to try again later.
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