August 16, 2006


glittergirl: i can't believe i am doing fantasy football!
glittergirl: i'm gonna make brian sipe my QB
copax: ROFL you're in it?
copax: i haven't signed up yet (lol)
copax: and no, you can't use brian sipe, only active players
glittergirl: brian sipe might come out of retirement
copax: umm
copax: no
glittergirl: i might win the whole damn thing'
glittergirl: you don't know
glittergirl: i could be a fantasy football idiot savant!
copax: i'm not saying you can't win! I'm just sayin you can't pick brian sipe, ya dolt!
glittergirl: bernie kosar???
copax: nope
glittergirl: that's dumb
glittergirl: how about omar visquel????
copax: this isn't fantasy "make up people to play football" football this is fantasy "picking from the existing active players list" football
glittergirl: boring
glittergirl: i could come up with a kickass team without all the boring rules
glittergirl: i'd have brian sipe as QB, courtney love on defense, maybe hannibal lecter as a safety
glittergirl: and the janitor from scrubs!
glittergirl: i work in a more abstract realm i suppose...
copax: ya think?!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey what about that football player that lived on our street and was a life guard at Manary Pool? Whats his name?

GLITTERGIRL said...

bob golic. a very nice guy.

duchessdoright said...

Hey. I want AHMAD RASHAD on my fantasy team. And no damn Copax is going to go shooting holes in my dream.

Dream football. That's a way better name & a way better concept. I say we develop it, for the advanced thinker of this world. We could make a billion dollars.

Anonymous said...

Could I also be in the abstract realm with you?

vivalarobot said...

ohmygod. this entry almost made me pee my pants i laughed so hard!

Primordial Dork said...

Bob Golic is on the radio every day now.

And Omar Vizquel is a baseball player. There are no thirty seven year old fottbal players that are like, five feet two inches tall.