April 3, 2006

this is for you, mom!!!!!
"Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

(for some reason, this song makes my mom incredibly angry, which means i have to sing it to her every so often. here ya go mom!!!!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glittergirl please refrain from using my name (mom) in your obscene posts....I do not want anything to do with that crazy song....Just a good thing you haven't figured out how to use sound on your blog....Then you could sing your other fav....Black Betty....

Primordial Dork said...

We are buying you the Nick Cave version for Christmas, White Betty, bam ba lam....

GLITTERGIRL said...

another good song: fat bottom girls!

my skinny friend rachel tried to tell me it was "flat bottom girls" a few years back. hahahaha! NOT!