looking for love in all the wrong places....

i was feeling lonely since i broke up with the pen in vegas. i thought maybe i'd hit on one of the many cats in this place..........



the gray one was into me big time, but i wanted to hook up with the black chick.



she was obviously not interested.



next thing i know someone is smearing peanut butter on my face and all i see is this tongue coming at me!



this is the last thing i remember seeing.



next thing you know, i wake up in bed with this cone on my head and major head trauma from the licking injury.

dad....i think i wanna come home soon!