May 2, 2008

dan got us a new weber grill!!!!!!!!


the dogs seemed excited, but dan didn't share any of his hebrew national quarter-pounder.

mcdonald's new chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich is the work of the devil: my god, a breaded piece chicken on a warm biscuit? dammit!!!!

L- spiders have taken over the house, including hanging out on our drinking glasses. R- the crockpot can go to hell now that i have a grill again.


bottom R- hey o'brien, they got some rotten clamato juice-beer on the discount rack at giant eagle. blech!


when i was a kid, i used to have nightmares about the great gazoo, but this is an awesome shrinky dink!

does any remember shrinky dinks? i was obsessed with these as a kid. i wish i'd saved some of my handiwork. i kinda have a feeling i got all excited to make them, but then ended up giving them away or losing them by the next day. i guess they still make them.

my new pretend grocery store relative: i always have an interesting time at the local grocery store. yesterday, while waiting in line, a strange little guy asked if he could use my giant eagle discount card before i left. he said he lost his. i said "sure!" he then remarked that i looked just like his landlord, only he knew it wasn't her since, "she got banged up in a car accident last week and is in the hospital in a coma." i didn't know what to say so i did my usual head nod and giggle, then pretended to balance my check book. when my groceries were bagged and paid for, i turned to hand the girl my card to scan for this weird guy. she looked confused and asked, "is he a relative?" i stopped and thought for a moment... i looked her in the eye and said, "yes. yes he is." she looked annoyed, thought about it for a moment and said "fine!" she scanned my card and handed it back to me. as i walked away i heard the weird little man thanking me. i turned around, waved and said, "see ya at the next family reunion!!!" i giggled about that the whole drive home...

finally, my photo blog has some new pics of pretty flowers and stuff, go check it out.

ba-bye for now!

6 comments:

Primordial Dork said...

That photo of Dan in Sangwichgasm is wee too intimate for me.

You have some real dirtyass fotos up in this blog.

GLITTERGIRL said...

LMAO

GLITTERGIRL said...

SDS- go to erin o'brien's blog. she makes mine look like a prude!

Whitey said...

Gas grills are for sissies!!! Seriously, looks like a LOT of fun.

My wife likes to take pictures of flowers, I'll post some to my blog when I get a minute.

glittermom said...

Are you the Ralph Nader of bad fast food breakfasts? I think you seek them out...

Anonymous said...

With spiders like that, I think it's high time to burn down the house.