May 2, 2008

dan got us a new weber grill!!!!!!!!


the dogs seemed excited, but dan didn't share any of his hebrew national quarter-pounder.

mcdonald's new chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich is the work of the devil: my god, a breaded piece chicken on a warm biscuit? dammit!!!!

L- spiders have taken over the house, including hanging out on our drinking glasses. R- the crockpot can go to hell now that i have a grill again.


bottom R- hey o'brien, they got some rotten clamato juice-beer on the discount rack at giant eagle. blech!


when i was a kid, i used to have nightmares about the great gazoo, but this is an awesome shrinky dink!

does any remember shrinky dinks? i was obsessed with these as a kid. i wish i'd saved some of my handiwork. i kinda have a feeling i got all excited to make them, but then ended up giving them away or losing them by the next day. i guess they still make them.

my new pretend grocery store relative: i always have an interesting time at the local grocery store. yesterday, while waiting in line, a strange little guy asked if he could use my giant eagle discount card before i left. he said he lost his. i said "sure!" he then remarked that i looked just like his landlord, only he knew it wasn't her since, "she got banged up in a car accident last week and is in the hospital in a coma." i didn't know what to say so i did my usual head nod and giggle, then pretended to balance my check book. when my groceries were bagged and paid for, i turned to hand the girl my card to scan for this weird guy. she looked confused and asked, "is he a relative?" i stopped and thought for a moment... i looked her in the eye and said, "yes. yes he is." she looked annoyed, thought about it for a moment and said "fine!" she scanned my card and handed it back to me. as i walked away i heard the weird little man thanking me. i turned around, waved and said, "see ya at the next family reunion!!!" i giggled about that the whole drive home...

finally, my photo blog has some new pics of pretty flowers and stuff, go check it out.

ba-bye for now!

6 comments:

  1. That photo of Dan in Sangwichgasm is wee too intimate for me.

    You have some real dirtyass fotos up in this blog.

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  2. SDS- go to erin o'brien's blog. she makes mine look like a prude!

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  3. Gas grills are for sissies!!! Seriously, looks like a LOT of fun.

    My wife likes to take pictures of flowers, I'll post some to my blog when I get a minute.

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  4. Are you the Ralph Nader of bad fast food breakfasts? I think you seek them out...

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  5. Anonymous11:57 PM

    With spiders like that, I think it's high time to burn down the house.

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