the great sangwich debate rages on........

conversation on the sangwich- burger debate.....

me: dude, when someone asks you what your favorite "sangwich" is, would you ever even think to answer with a cheeseburger?

david: I don't think that a hamburger or cheeseburger is a sangwich. Ham 'n Cheese, maybe BLT, but not a cheeseburger, please burger!



later that day......
glitterdog1970: my sis just emailed me this, "ps-the winking lizard boman's bacon cheeseburger is the best sanGwich ever!"

chrisohio0122: HAHA!!!!!!!! I R THE WINNER!!!

glitterdog1970: it ain't no GD sangwich!!!

chrisohio0122: shut the fuck up! a sangwich is anything between two pieces of bread!
"The sandwich is a food item typically consisting of two slices of bread between which are laid one or more layers of meat, cheese, or other filling, together with optional condiments, sauces, and other accompaniments. The bread is often lightly buttered or covered in a flavored oil when it is baked, or added in the sandwich to enhance flavor."

glitterdog1970: bah!!!

chrisohio0122: so step off!!

chrisohio0122: talk to the hand!!!

chrisohio0122: don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!!

chrisohio0122: make like a tree and leaf!!

glitterdog1970: fine, then from now on you have to say, "i think i will have a hambuger sangwich for lunch."

chrisohio0122: do people say they want a reuben sangwich? NO! they just say they want a reuben. Is it not a sangwich? How about a BLT? do people order a BLT sangwich? NO! It's implied that it's a sangwich

glitterdog1970: dammit, that's true!

chrisohio0122: MWAHAHAHAH

glitterdog1970: "implied sangwich theory"

glitterdog1970: you win

glitterdog1970: this time....

chrisohio0122: go ahead. shake your fist at my im window, you know you want to.

"a very special episode" on the blog.....
The sandwich is a food item typically consisting of two slices of "Bread" between which are laid one or more layers of "Meat", "Vegetable", "Cheese", or other fillings, together with optional or traditionally provided "Condiment", "Sauce, and other accompaniments. The bread is often either lightly "Buttered", covered in a flavoured "Oil" when baked, or oil is added into the sandwich to enhance flavour.

ok folks, i am bossing EVERYONE who reads this blog (all 15 of you!) to click on the comment link and tell me your all time favorite sandwich (pronounced sang-a-wich of course.) then i will vote on the entries and pronounce a winner.

the definition above will serve as the basis on rules. good luck!!!!

i will tell you my 2 favorites, which are of course disqualified from the contest.

#2 fav: turkey, baby swiss, mayo, iceburg lettuce on lightly toasted wheat. do not substitute miracle whip for mayo. get fancy deli honey roasted turkey and baby swiss. and use tons of iceberg lettuce. my friend rachel actually invented this beauty, but she's vegetarian and i added the turkey. thus, i have named this sandwich "the meaty rachel".

#1 fav: this was invented by me when i was about 5, during the great "ketchup vs. mustard" war between me and my best friend sherry perry. she loved ketchup and i, mustard. we fought constantly and then begun coming up with experimental ways to incorporate the condiments into food. she put ketchup in her soup! then i came up with the best sandwich EVER!. soft white bread, untoasted of course. bologna, lots of mustard, and crushed snyder's potato chips. this my friends, i called the "flippin' out hardcore" sandwich.

now i boss everyone (including busy dr. and mommy sladj) to respond.