uterus: so, um, i thought you were going to let me "guest blog"? what the fuck happened to that? you promised!!!
me: i changed my mind. you suck, and you cause nothing but grief.
uterus: but i'm cute. look at that drawing you made of me. and i keep life interesting. i don't know why you're so hateful towards me.
me: i never really needed you or your lining. i never wanted kids. i hate having a period. so, bye-bye dumbass!!!
uterus: i wonder if you recall what the specialist said? that your uterus was "perfect" and it was just that silly little tumor causing problems?
me: i recall. and yet, i don't care. you're being evicted this friday. deal with it. also, this is MY BLOG!!!
the end.
5 comments:
He is a cute kind of fellow...or is he a she? Well bye bye cutie...
Not so happy now are you uterus ?
I know, that uterus is gone! I love it!!!
i hope you're well. mark and i were hanging out and thinking about you yesterday!!
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