the new red couch is exciting. it's the first major purchase we've made as a couple. and while i sit here waiting for the furniture to arrive, i'm waxing poetic (see post below) and now making a red couch collage! this will illustrate the rules to be followed when in the presence of said furniture. please memorize these rules!
the couch may not be put in the ocean (or lake). it's not water proof, duh! go find some other couch for your trippy, badly shot senior picture!
this person is not allowed on the couch. ever. they look like they would stick and leave makeup smudges. (maybe a friend of bubble boys?)
no crying asian babies on the couch. in fact, no babies at all!
no smiling white ladies in smart business suits on the couch. if they cry, then maybe they can stay.
the couch must stay inside. please do not fly it to london for an artsy photo shoot in from of a row of flats.
no stippers in fur boots are allowed on the couch. especially with spray-on tabs.
doris day is always allowed on the couch. duh!
naked emo person not allowed. put some clothes on my sad little friend, and you're welcome to stay. unless that's fresh ink....then hit the road!
old lady laughing on cell phone, off the couch! i see that smart business suit you're wearing!
this final pics is a combo of my rules mentioned above. no babies, no strippers in boots, no plaid, no stripper babies in paid w/ bare feet.
them's the rules.
them's the rules.
8 comments:
Did you get one of those red lip shaped couches??? OH I hope so...
So, if I come over and wear my plaid shorts I am not allowed on the fancy new red couch? Is that fair? I think that is discrimination! Just saying ...
i think we can bed the rules a bit for strippers. especially strippers in plaid.
mom- the couch is in the shape of the bubble boy!
groundcat- interesting freudian slip. "bed" the rules for strippers?
anonymous- you can come over and plant your plaid ass on our red couch anytime!
Um. I'm interested to see what a spray on tab looks like on a stripper.
By the way, the couch that sad sack emo boy is laying on looks a hell of a lot like my red leather sofa. I don't remember passing him in the living room. Hmmm, well, guess I'll have to have a "talk" with Mrs. Libre....
tab= tan. my my my, the typos are bad today! it's because i'm too excited about the couch to actually proofread this crap!
is that emo kid a boy? i thought it might be a girl......
also, i think emo boy/girl is possibly touching himself DOWN THERE!!! is that allowed on the new couch? i think not!!!!
Oh Come on, Can't Ana come and extrude some gumballs on your red couch???? Aggggghhhh!!! No really.
She's big and uses the potty now!
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