- if you've got some pending dental work, you might want to stay away from taffy.
- if you've got a beloved, (but elderly) pet do not use that pet's name for all of your online passwords. unless you want to cry every time you log on to ebay....
- if you do a funny impression of your mom, don't let anyone video tape it, especially if they have a youtube account.
- and like i tried to tell zak last night, if you wear glitter eyeshadow do NOT rub your eyes! (for some reason he didn't seem to take that advice to heart....)
ok, i've done my civic duty for the day........... you're welcome!!!!!
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yes, rubbing the eyes with any kind of eye shadow is terrible. but especially glitter because it's made out of fish scales. silly boys who don't know how to wear make up! what a deficit in their childhood socialization.
Been there. Done that. Here's a few more random advice tips:
-Don't eat lipstick or lip baum, no matter how good it smells.
-Do not use a hair dryer or a blender while taking a bath.
-Do not stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
-Do not stick a fork in an electrical outlet while taking a bath.
-Do not drink Drano. (Unless you're name is George W. Bush; then you can drink it. A lot of it.)
-Do not use a razor blade to shave your nose or ear hairs.
OK, that's all I can think of for now, but I encourage all your readers to list some additional advice. I keep an advice notebook with me at all times and am always looking to add to it.
duchessdoright, not all glitter is from fish scales. Mr. Ruschman invented glitter and they use his stuff sometimes too. put that in your blender and hit puree! (just don't do it while in the bathtub)
I better not find a video mocking me on your tube.....
More random advice:
-When someone gives you copies of scrubs and The Blanks, don't turn around and lie about them on other peoples blogs. Or at least wait until they've finished giving you the other seasons of scrubs first ;-)
i wanna take a bath in glitter!!!!
also, i am not sure what chris is talking about. i think zak must have hacked into my blogger account and posted those awful lies on some other blog... yeah, that's the ticket!
make sure you turn the lights on when you go to the bathroom at night in case you reach for the sandpaper instead of the charmin.
always check the expiration date on condiments in your grandma's fridge before consuming.
remember to close the sunroof on your car before entering the carwash.
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