August 11, 2008

the mysteries of coke........

just went for a diet coke in the lunch room and got this instead. i was feeling dangerous, like i should live on the edge and try a new no calorie coke product. my boss stopped by with a boring old diet coke and asked what the difference was. we started reading the ingrediants and besides a few weird chemicals, it was all the same.

i went to good old wiki and found out thatr coca-cola zero is made to taste like coca-cola, while diet coke has it's own distinct flavor. also, coke zero is marketed towards young males who want to watch their weight without drinking "girly" diet coke. so it's a no calorie man drink, mystery solved!

so how many flavors of coke are there now? here's a list i found online, including a few of my own that i added just to confuse everyone:


Diet Coke
Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Steroid Free Diet Coke
Diet Coke Plus
Diet Coke Plus Sugar
Diet Coke Plus Vodka
Diet Coke with Lime
Diet Coke with Lemon (phased out end of 2005)
Diet Coke with Lemon Seeds (phased out on Mondays & Fridays during Leap Year only)
Diet Cherry Coke
Non-Diet Cherry Coke with Coca-Cola Classic
Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke (added 2006)
Diet Vanilla Coke (phased out end of 2005)
Diet Coke with Splenda (being discontinued on Mars)
Coca-Cola Zero
Coca-Cola C2
Coca-Cola C3PO
Coca-Cola Classic
Koca-Koala-Klassick
Coca-Cola with Lime
Coca-Cola Blak (added 2006)
Coca-Cola Whyte
Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke Zero (added 2007)
Cherry Coke Minus Flavor
Vanilla Coke
Caffeine Free Coca-Cola Classic
Caffeine Free, Color Free, Taste Free Coca-Cola Vintage

5 comments:

copaX said...

Coca-Cola now with more cocaine!

glittermom said...

Wow I have been waiting for this list...

Mojito Libre said...

I like Vanilla Coke.

Or is that Vanilla Stoli?

I can't remember.

Pass me another margarita...

Jen said...

fyi- i love coca-cola zero, so i'm sure it will be discontinued any moment now.

Primordial Dork said...

Jennifer Loves "Diet Coke, Now More Butch!"