dingbats, nerds, etc....
I Y NERDS!!!!
ok, all you cute & super sweet computer geeks, give me a hand! really, you developers are looking so handsome today! is that a new world of warcraft tshirt you're wearing? it brings out the (insert color of your eyes here) in your eyes! anyways.....i was wondering if you (insert name of computer geek here) could help me adjust this layout. i like the basic layout, i just want to stretch the width out a bit. there's too much wasted space on the right and left, ya know?
ok, all you cute & super sweet computer geeks, give me a hand! really, you developers are looking so handsome today! is that a new world of warcraft tshirt you're wearing? it brings out the (insert color of your eyes here) in your eyes! anyways.....i was wondering if you (insert name of computer geek here) could help me adjust this layout. i like the basic layout, i just want to stretch the width out a bit. there's too much wasted space on the right and left, ya know?
proof that i am down with genuine nerds:
RIP:

our outdoor gas grill has bit the dust. aye.....the old grill served us well, but now she must be put out to pasture.

if anyone wants to buy me a new one, i want this:

and now, a selection of adorable webdings! why? just because!
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i think stephen should buy it for you..it will be a follow up to your pink tree.