when i grow up, i wanna be this lady......
seriously, i love housework, and those wings kick ass! also, work scandal:
also, at work, we have a strict dress code. we have to wear nylons with skirts and no open toed shoes. very old school. lately, they are offering something called "casual for the cause". it's a scam and a rip-off, where we can pay $5 (goes to some kind of cancer/sick kid fund) to wear jeans on friday. i noticed that no one really keeps track of who donates money. there's no hall monitor (as far as i know.) so the last few fridays, i've worn my favorite old jeans in to work, and not paid a dime. ha ha ha!!!! and don't think i am a total cruel bastard. i am keeping track of how many fridays i get away with it, and will donate the money to a charity i select (some kind of sad bastard/ sick dog fund.)
that's how i roll!!!!!!!!!
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2) Hose and skirts? Do you work for some kind of nunnery or 50s library?
3) Let me know which sad dog/sick bastard fund you choose. Maybe I'll send some, too. Just buhcuz.
4) Seriously. Hosiery and skirts? Really?
~T-Bone
1) i link to wiki a lot. i got mad wiki skillz!!!! plus i find it fun and interesting to read the defintition of mundane things. try looking up "poop" on wiki sometime!
2) i work for e&y, a global auditing company, super dumb conservative. but bring in IT allows me to get away with all my tattooes and a cartman doll at my desk.
3) the friends of the cleveland kennel is my favorite group. i will add the link to my peeps and homies, since it's where i adopted dixie from.
4. i am a dress code rebel, and any time i wear a skirt, i skip the hose. no one has busted me in 2 years!
i just don't like the dress code, and i dont like having to pay to dress casual. it seems like a giant rip-off.
also, doesn't everyone use those easter seals address labels??? i know i use mine....to kill baby seals!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
there is no "help" for you. surrender!!!
now go put those crocs on and let's see if we can find some baby seals.......