June 20, 2007

remember the episode of seinfeld where george dated a lady who was "too tan"? she was a dark brownish orange, almost burnt sienna. well, i have seen some "too tan" people downtown lately and want to say: STOP IT! A DARK ORANGE-BROWN TAN DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK HEALTHY. AND LADIES, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER! IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WALKING PIECE OF BEEF JERKY. SO CUT IT OUT!!! a little color is good. some sun is good for you (i've heard tell.) just stop baking yourself like some crispy oatmeal cookie.

there was a reality show we caught this weekend, where the dad is some rich guy who throws a party for his daughter, blah blah blah.... but the dad, he's this little jewish guy, in his 60's, who is super dark tan, with feathered blonde hair. i have spent my entire lunch break trying to find the name of the show or pics of the guy, but no luck. i know there's a reality show about girls who work in a tanning parlor, and a show on the BBC with 2 semi-famous people getting married (fake boobs, fake tan people.) but if someone can tell me the name of the show with the super dark tan father, i will award you an awesome prize.

sadly, i can't find links for any of the shows i just mentioned above. dammit to hell! the internets are dead to me! and i am left with 1 pic to use to show an example of a bad tan. very sad....

3 comments:

Primordial Dork said...

What Channel? My Super Sweet 16 might be it...

GLITTERGIRL said...

nah, it wasn't mtv or sweet 16. it was the oprah channel maybe, or WE....

Ben said...

Walking piece of beef jerky! Hahahah! I am going to use that!