August 30, 2006

america's new sweethearts?

(bennifer...................................copaxifer??????)

glittergirl
: dude, i've actually not goofed off today! i've been working!!!
copax: are you ok???
copax: shocking.... better get on wiki now!!!!
glittergirl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/copaXsucks
copax: do not!
glittergirl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/copaXlies
copax: nuh-uh!
glittergirl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPAXisTHEmeanestBOYever
copax: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JenniferCh*rltonSucksDirtyDonkeyBalls
glittergirl: exactly my point
glittergirl: hey, i am gonna eat a whole roll of tums!
copax: you'll be crapping chalk by morning, sister!
glittergirl: what a rip, only 1 pink one. then rest are all yellow and green. that's complete bullshit!
glittergirl: i mean, who cares about orange? only a fool likes orange best!
glittergirl: but come on! 1 pink?????
copax: yeah
copax: you're weird
glittergirl: i had to eat the whole roll
copax: why?
glittergirl: my OCD says to eat 4, one of each color
glittergirl: but that was not possible
glittergirl: so to stop the pain and hurt, i ate them all
glittergirl: duh
copax: wtf
copax: dumbass
glittergirl: you just don't understand my particular brand of tortured genius
copax: the dumbass brand?
glittergirl: ok, what's your favorite flavor of popscicle?
copax: I don't eat popsicles
glittergirl: exactly!
glittergirl: now who's the dumbass??????
copax: ummm
copax: you are
glittergirl: oh yeah? what kind of salad dressing do you prefer?
glittergirl: or maybe you can't decide between 2 different ones....
glittergirl: no
glittergirl: wait
glittergirl: you eat salad with no dressing
copax: yup
glittergirl: FREAK!
glittergirl: i think until i leave today, i will start writing the wikipedia entry for YOU!!!
copax: you're not allowed to do that
copax: Wikipedia is not an advertising service. Promotional articles about yourself, your friends, your company or products; or articles written as part of a marketing or promotional campaign, may be deleted in accordance with our deletion policies. For more information, see Wikipedia:Spam.
glittergirl: it may be deleted, but it will be out there for a little while
glittergirl: stephen colbert told me so!
glittergirl: i'll create a bio with the facts i know about you, and make the rest up
glittergirl: like the stint in prison
glittergirl: (you were involved in a cockfighting ring)
glittergirl: the illegitimate kids with rudy huxtable.....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You two should have a kid and I can enter it in the Science Fair at School...Oh thats Right, I'm not in school...Durn it!

Anonymous said...

I have to explain my comment since Glittergirl does not understand it...I mean the baby would be a scientific marvel coming from those two and I would win the Science Fair at School.

GLITTERGIRL said...

glittergirl: what does your comment mean on my blog???
glittergirl: i don't get it!
glittermom: cause it would be afreak
glittermom: a scientific marvel
glittergirl: you'll have to explain that
glittermom: explain what?
glittergirl: forget it
glittergirl: i'll cut and paste
glittermom: I just put another post on the blog to expain...
glittermom: Don't go quoting my comments on your blog....
glittergirl: too late!
glittergirl: hahahahahaha'
glittermom: damn you to hell copaxisennifer!!!!

Anonymous said...

Glittermom- You would not have to clarify your comment. Anyone with 1/2 a brain would understand. Since Jenn only has 3/8, she's a little short. (HAHA JENN, MATH!!)
Glittermom- Why is Jenn so combative? Has she always been? My theory is she needs more fiber, just to be able to let it all go.
Glittermom- Are you afraid Jennette is going to become so skinny, she will float away in a strong wind? She's becoming tres thin. She needs to stop idolizing Nicole Ritchie.
Glittermom- Why don't you have your own blog? As previously mentioned by me, it would be very interesting. You could write articles like "When I knew Jenn was screwed up", and "How to raise a child who only wears black". I would read it. I think Jenn is trying to nix it, but you do have 1st amendment protection.

Primordial Dork said...

I prefer Kojaxifer!

duchessdoright said...

rudy huxtable? hahahahaha!