May 17, 2006

random musings.......

this is from a mcdonald's ad in india. a friend sent it to me because everyone knows i love the creepy stuff! here's the link to the ad. i am NOT lovin' it!!!!

i love working downtown. i see so many characters. i went downstairs for coffee the morning, and found myself asking these questions:

  • if you work in a diner, do you have to call everyone "hon"?
  • if you're a bike messenger, must you be skinny and covered in tattoos?
  • if your name is "roz", are you almost always a woman in her mid-50's with a deep gravelly voice and smoker's cough?

also, in the news yesterday was a story about a bear in a zoo eating a monkey. the headline made me giggle. but when i went to read the story, the photo was disturbing as was the story. read about it here, if you want. i was horribly upset by the whole thing and was telling a friend about it over dinner (while eating BURGERS!) now why is it so upsetting for me to hear about a monkey being eaten by a bear, while i have no problem eating a cow? i know i've talked before about wanting to be a vegetarian, and failing at my many attempts. and that burger was great last night! ah well, just something to think about....

if you haven't had a chance, check out the website for the band david and i put together. new clear spiders!!! we've got 2 songs up now and both are terrible. if you're on myspace i'd recommend making one your profile song. break everyone's ear drums!!! we'll also consider any submissions if anyone else has any upsetting music or videos to include. BLOODY MARY!!!

ok, i am in a great mood today. might have some good news coming down the pike, i have a roomate who is hilarious, and griffin seems to be recovering from his stinky gas spell. dig it!!!

6 comments:

  1. Heavens to Murgatroyd!! You should put up a disclaimer before posting graphic images. Some of us are more at risk for heart attack and stroke then others ya know!

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  2. Anonymous6:18 PM

    If thats Ronalds kid, then whos the mama???

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  3. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Sticklady, I suspect Grimmace....although, considering that kid's facial features, it may have been Gary Coleman.

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  4. Anonymous1:37 PM

    I don't see anyone laying claim to that baby...

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  5. Anonymous7:56 PM

    could Britney Spears be involved in this? After all she married one clown...

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  6. It's the Harlequin Foetus Who Lived!

    After defeating the Evil Ronald, he will always bear a common mark linking him to the Dark Lord.

    Either that or this is the sunburn pattern Sean Preston got when Britney drove Her Mini Convertible down the entire Pacific Coast Highway with him slumped in the back seat....

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