sticklady: yo!glittergirl: yo!
sticklady: I got busted by the police today
glittergirl: what??????
sticklady: speeding
glittergirl: oh my god!
glittergirl: scandal!!!!
sticklady: it was a young black cop...very handsome....he gave me a warning citation....whew......I guess that stays on the rec for 1 month and if you get stopped again they can put points on your license....
sticklady: I think he knew I was down with the blacks so let me slide...
glittergirl: lmao!!!!!!!!
glittergirl: how fast were you going?
sticklady: 44 in a 25 on Grand Blvd...I always look for cops on that st....he snuck up on me from don't know where...
(***i immediately cut and paste the above conversation to my sister in an email and zak on IM. zak then IM's my mom to tease her.)
sticklady: do you have to tell EVERYONE?????
glittergirl: hahahaha
sticklady: and I do have a gold tooth....so there.....
glittergirl: i told zak and zak told copaX
glittergirl: and i emailed jennette too
sticklady: good LORD!!!!
glittergirl: LMAO
sticklady: You have a BIG mouth Missy...
glittergirl: i know!
glittergirl: wait til it goes on my blog!!!
sticklady: come on now....I have a reputation to uphold......
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You ain't no nig, yo! You ain't got no badonkadonk. My bro knew you was steppin'!
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LMAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!!! oh pope, so glad to have you on my blog! i love the star wars rant!!!!
ReplyDeleteg-bear, thanks for help with the pic! i love that you kept the sausage in the image. slovenian crunk!!!
Pimpjuice tastes much better than Crunk, g-mom.
ReplyDeleteAll this wild talk of pimpjuice and slovenian crunk and badonkadonk and other unmentionables that my mother would have made me suck soap for even THINKING of uttering....
ReplyDeleteWhat are they pumping into the water over there? Next thing I know, you all will be getting fitted for a diamond crusted grill, walking around with Mr. T starter sets and setting your TVo's for The Flava of Love....
Yea Booooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!
You don't want to mess with us Plaayers Maggs!
ReplyDeletethey sell custom gold and diamond "grillz" right around the block on the 185. i can pick you up some for mother's day.....
ReplyDeleteRice Sausage is the New Bling!
ReplyDeleteSweet Loretta Martin! I want one of those diamond grillz. I will start a new craze...pasty white will be the new black. I'll be all that and a bag crunk.
ReplyDeleteoh my god. your mom sounds hysterical. my mom has a gold tooth too, maybe they'd get along. ;)
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