quote of the day: "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." ~ alphonse karr(translation: the more things change, the more they remain the same.)
i decided i didn't like the new look for the blog and have gone back to the old setup. but i am adding a new feature, the quote of the day! i know UC freak has been bitching about me updating my quote of the century, so i hope this appeases the beast.
btw- this is a pic of dixie, flipping out hardcore like a ninja, after having a bath.
A quote a day will appease me (although I think 'the beast' is a more appropos moniker). Is it outside your nature to do funny quotes? I don't give a flying f**k what the french say. They can all drop dead (with the exception of 1/2 my family who are french, you know, the good ones).
ReplyDeleteYour dog does not look/act/smell like a ninja. She is a big furry puffball, and could better described as a cotton ball with a bad attitude. Or a mediocre attitude and save the bad attitude title for the dog who tries to lay on me everytime I come over. Or the moose you call 'Hank'.
What are you going to do to celebrate black history month in February? I am sure your blog will be a fountain of information and enlightenment, as it so often isn't.
I've read and I've commented. Stop bossing me, melonhead!!!
BTW sucka, my porn star name is Ruby Lips. I will make my debut shortly.
ReplyDeleteWow...that UC Freak is even grumpier than I am today....Did you stand them up last night, too?! Maybe they would like the plate of chicken fajitas and Spanish rice that I had packed up for you....
ReplyDeletemags, invite me over for chicken fajitas and spanish rice and you bet your ass i'll show up!!!!
ReplyDeletejennifer, on the other hand, is a big creep.
Jennifer cancels plans. It's what she does. Sometimes she's just not well on her satin chaise and sometimes it just deepens her mystique. Sometimes she's just busy puking up Jerk Pork Chops. It's best to not speculate.
ReplyDeleteI say only a jerk would puke up a pork chop...I luvva da pork chop...
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd make fajitas and rice for any one of you crazy loons...just give me the warning and I'll dust you off a chair!
you're all dead to me.....
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