thanks alot chris!listening to chris talk about the new girlfriend and how wonderful it's going got me thinking i should try online dating again. i started to write up a personal ad. i am not big on appearances, so i don't really care what the guy looks like. i mean, i'm not going to date brian peppers, but looks are at the bottom of my list of requirements.
that being said, most people place a great value on the physical. so i start trying to honestly describe myself. short, chubby, thin hair, tattoos, scars, and lately my limp is back!
now i am comfortable with my appearance. i know if i get the right outfit and wear make up i do ok. this is not an "i'm so fat and ugly!" post. this is a "i am realistic" post. i'm not the girl who gets compliments like, "my you have beautiful eyes!" i get, "wow, you have a beautiful moonpie face! like a fucked up chinese drawing." that's an actual real quote!
so what am i saying? just that it's not going to be easy to find the right guy who will dig my scene. i mean, besides appearance we have the whole "weird girl" issue. stealing signs off the bus, putting my dog in a dress (on tv), etc...
hey, maybe i'll just cut and paste this whole post and make it my ad!
chris, if this ends up a disaster, you are so dead to me!
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chris, this is entirely your fault, and you better go find me a nice weird boyfriend. pronto!
There are plenty of Funny Smart Joes out there who would be delighted to hang with you.
Also put you have pretty legs and a nice rack. That's elegant.
If you don't know the name you have given, you shall not be reminded. I don't think Alzheimers is a positive in these ads.
Also, I love the pro-abortion did not even warrant a comment from anyone.
i recently decided that when debating abortion with anyone, i will not qualify my statements with "i've never had one, but..." because that implies shame.