i have a very slim chance of getting an interview with a huge company for a ton of money. and it's downtown, which i miss so much. if i even get an interview, i have an even slimmer chance of getting the job. it's a conserative company, as in, not a lot of tattooed chubby girls running around in weird chunky shoes. if i can get my resume perfect, and get an actual interview, i can cover most tattoos (see above pic) but not the neck one. so to be perfectly honest, the only way i am getting in is on personality. now, i can be a good bullshit artist, but i don't know if i am THAT good. but it's a huge amount of money, especially for a chick with a high school diploma.

so the game plan is beef up the resume, get rid of the blue toe nails and get an outfit together that hides most of my ink. if i get in, then the weird shit can slowly start to come out. although my poor little mermaid baby (see above) may never see the light of day at this place.