die jaclyn smith!!!!

this cell phone pic makes me laugh for so many reasons.....

i went to kmart in a last ditch effort to get a damn "lady business suit" for the interview on wednesday. i walked in and saw some really great stuff in the jaclyn smith section, but not in the plus-sized section. apparently fat gals don't need nice suits and jackets. just lots of ugly crap! sigh..... i went to dillards and tried on a beautiful jacket and skirt, on sale from $300 to $100. unfortunatly, i am a bit short, and the outfit made me look like a little kid in her mom's clothes. no time to get anything tailored, so i went with black dress pants and a blue button down shirt. should be sufficent in covering all tattoos and tricking the fancy-pants at ernst & young into thinking i could be a possible drone.

btw-i am looking for leads into the case of the barking dog. someone thought it would be funny to take one of those alarms for people who don't have dogs (plays a recording of barking if someone rattles the door.) i got home from disaster shopping ordeal and was rushing around feeding the pets. then i heard a little yipping dog barking IN MY OWN KITCHEN! i ran in and found the dogs staring at the device. i picked it up and went to shut it out, but someone had removed the on/off switch! i had to take out the batteries to make it stop. hahahaha!!!