What is wrong with you????? Did your husband know about your proclivity toward disaster before he said I do??? I believe this is grounds for annulment...Poor old guy...
Listen, in case you haven't yet, go and buy a surgical shoe. Surgical supply companies or DME suppliers will have them cheap. Likely under 20. When you heal, put the damn thing in the closet.
oh gosh, i had one of those in columbus, when i cracked my middle toe. like, cracked it completely off to the side, and had to have it crammed back into place.
What is wrong with you????? Did your husband know about your proclivity toward disaster before he said I do??? I believe this is grounds for annulment...Poor old guy...
ReplyDeletei broke my pinky toes at least twice before we walked down the aisle, so he knew.
ReplyDeletei've broken countless family heirlooms prior to june 17th, 2008, so he knew.
i am ultra-clumsy. maybe groundcat has a thing for klutzy girls with swollen toes?
ugh! you and the disturbing pictures this week!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he just figures you won't last long...Does he have a big insurance policy out on you? We should all take one out...We can all be rich...
ReplyDeleteGood lord, woman. Frickin' fallin' apart!
ReplyDeleteListen, in case you haven't yet, go and buy a surgical shoe. Surgical supply companies or DME suppliers will have them cheap. Likely under 20. When you heal, put the damn thing in the closet.
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I should totally be charging you. Sheesh.
oh gosh, i had one of those in columbus, when i cracked my middle toe. like, cracked it completely off to the side, and had to have it crammed back into place.
ReplyDeleteah....good times!!!
You make me feel coordinated. I never thought that would happen. Thank-you.
ReplyDeleteAfter you put on your surgical shoe, your wrist brace, grab a cane and start talking to yourself...it's time to head on over to Wal Mart!
ReplyDeleteShe should totally be a bossy greeter
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