the new red couch blues....

i woke up early
feeling kinda blue
a new red velvet couch
got me thinking of you

i'm waitin' by the phone
for red velvet man to call
dan's 20 guitars are hidden and
dogs are fartin' down the hall

couch man, my friend
i need red velvet in the end
couch man, my friend
please enclose the ottoman...

well i woke up way too early
with not too much to do
except sit and wrote a poem
to the red couch man who's due

the old couch looks so dirty
and is uncomfortable as can be
couch delivery man hurry!
my butts needs its red velvet seat

couch man, my old friend
i need red velvet in the end
couch man, my friend
please enclose the ottoman...

please bring it soon! ahhhhhh oohhhhhhhhhh
(whitney houston type singing at the end. you get the idea)