per this article, i am the best girlfriend ever! apparently overweight, sailor-mouthed girls are all the rage. hell f*ckin' yeah!

in other news, i attended a day long seminar for work on how to build positive work relationships. it was facilitated by a corporate gal in a smart pantsuit who used terms like "bio break"(see my post on consultantese below.) it just about killed me to sit through 8 hours of flip charts and crappy coffee.

UGH. and i can't find any good pics to go with my blog........