March 11, 2006

pray for me!!!!

i know i am not religous, but pray for me!!! because when zak moves in at the end of the month, i know he and hank are going to gang up on me. they are so much alike....pure evil.

this is what i imagine happening......
jen: hey zak, can you remember to take the trash out tonight?
zak: FUCK YOU JEN!!!!
(throws remote at my head, grabs hank and storms off to his bedroom)

ah well, as HST said, "buy the ticket, take the ride...."

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Maybe this can be a new realilty show....The Chef and the Lesbian....hahahah

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  2. Just make every guest that comes over walk around in bare feet.

    He'll be so traumatized he'll never speak....

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  3. Anonymous6:41 PM

    God can't save you.. i'm sorry!

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  4. Anonymous10:32 AM

    Screening your bloggers?

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  5. i didn't mean to screen comments. i was playing around with settings and must have don it by mistake.

    there shall be no censorship on my blog!

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  6. so my mom calls me a lesbian and my brother-in-law plots my demise?

    can you feel the love??????

    LOL

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